Hooker ATM

The ATM machine nestled away in a corner of a hotel lobby, often used to procure currency to contribute to a nice young lady's college fund.

"A hundred bucks? OK see you in a bit." Commences to go to the Hooker ATM to withdrawal $100 before going back to his heel room.

by Kong September 26, 2015

Hooker pretty

A female who looks like a lady of the night but in a pretty way. She has all her own teeth, no visable bruises, and her face isn't that busted up. But definitely not a 10.

That asian cocktail waitress is hooker pretty.

by MrsDanko November 21, 2016

hooker jake

the guy right next to you that takes pipe for $2

dude that guy next to you is a HOOKER JAKE

by porkhooker June 6, 2017

hoogerhuis

Strong honest and the most faithfulness people.

Sugarshoes!!!! What's up in the world now hoogerhuis.

by Itameeeyouknowme July 1, 2017

hooker

Noun. An occupational title designating a human* who exchanges sexual acts for currency*

*Usually

That hooker cost so many bananas, but his fellatio prowess was worth it.

by raebeanie September 29, 2017

Hooker Dice

A delightful game in which a hooker is fed dice and then bets are placed on what they will come up as when they are shat out. This can also be adapted to any dice game such as Yahtzee or craps, although it will take a bit longer per roll due to the dice having to pass through the hooker's digestive system and eventually her ravaged anus.

Bob: "You're going to Mystic Lake? What are you going to play there?"
Jack: "I'm just gonna play some Hooker Dice, brah."

by angrysuperhawk October 9, 2017

hooker flag of union

the high flying flag symbolizing hooker rights

"Did you see the Hooker Flag of Union at my house?"

by longcockLevi October 12, 2017