No Homo Day December 1st

You can do anything with anyone without having to say “no homo”

“Hey Billy want to have sex”
Billy- “What no that’s gay”
“It’s no homo day December 1st”
Billy- “OHH FUCK ME DADDY”

by The flagpole stands again November 22, 2019

Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

A nephrologist's call for help, is the only valid response to "I'm gonna drink more water", don't drink water if you don't have to, you don't know better than your kidneys.

Uneducated Person: I'm gonna drink more water!
Nephrologist: Why?
Uneducated Person: Because It's healthy!
Nephrologist: Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

by KomradeKopke December 14, 2022

Jo Bro Homo

When a guy REALLY like the Jonas Brothers, usually in a creepy stalker-fan fashion.

A: "We need one more guy for COD, should we call Alex?"

B: "No, hes busy. He went to the Jonas Brothers concert tonight."

A: "Ah, hes gone a Jo Bro Homo!"

by WiseWordsFromLemons August 11, 2010

Homo Depot

Pseudonym given to Home Depot after it was learned that they openly supported and attended both the 2010 Southern Maine Pride Festival and the 2010 Boston Gay Pride Festival amongst others in the name of "cultural diversity".

Yo Steve, if you can find the time to stop baking cheese tarts in the kitchen, perhaps we can jump on our scooter and pop on into our local Homo Depot and cruise the plumbing lanes for some potentially hard pipe.

by Endangered White Male October 27, 2010

homo

A conventionally masculine gay man. Men of this style are often believed to be straight.

"Dude owns a gun, how can he be gay?"

"He's a homo".

"Look at the biceps on that guy!"

"Those homos work out all the time."

by postemotional August 31, 2010

homo and juliet

When a gay guy and a straight girl are the best of friends, and are in love with each other, but they don't shag.
homo and juliet are the funniest couple you'll ever meet.

A: Have you seen that couple over there?, they are absolutely hilarious and so perfect for each other!

B: They aren't a couple! It's a total case of homo and juliet

by Megastar11 November 28, 2011

Sixpack Homo

Usually a college boy who only needs a sixpack of beer to get him comfortable with the idea of blowing or banging a dude.

Gay Guy -"I wanna bang that dude"
Friend- "He looks like a sixpack homo"
Gay Guy -"I know, cheap date"

by Rubymmmmgood March 4, 2009