Half Lincoln

When you are trying to give someone an Abe Lincoln (dropping a load on a girls chin, spreading it from ear to ear and sprinkling it with fresh cut pubic hair) but for some reason you can't complete the task.

Ie; lack of pubic hair or girl wakes up after load is shot.

Jay: "Yo bro, I went to bust out the Abe Lincoln on that skank I brought home last night, but the bitch pulled back and wiped her chin after I dropped my baby batter. Just another half Lincoln."

Kevin: "You sneaky son of a bitch, haha. Don't worry man, there is always next time. I recommend keeping a bag of cut pubes on the nightstand to avoid any delay."

by Kelowna Jay June 23, 2011

half a sandwhich

When a persons ass is so awkward looking, and miss shaped that it resembles half of a sandwhich or in teenager slang "half a sandy".

(person C walks by)
person A: oh shit look at that ass looks like half a sandwhich.
person b: HALF SANDY
A & B : giggles.
poor person C, they dont even know what it means. lawl. : )

by $$DOLLADOLLAHUSTLAS$$ June 11, 2009

Half Retard

A person who spells phenomenal and degrading wrong while giving a definition such as Madd Jester.

I think Fred's a Half Retard, he always smells his finger after he diggs up his bum.

by Glapogos October 18, 2008

half a grand

Money lingo that means five hundred dollars.

If you've got $500 to spend, that's a half a grand.

It will cost a half a grand to get my vehicle repaired.

by KJ4evs June 24, 2016

half-edge

people who weren't able to commit to the entire lifestyle of straight edge. they allow themselves to either smoke OR drink OR have sex outside of committed relationships.

Person A: Why is Emily smoking? I thought she was straight edge!

Person B: dude, didn't you hear? she broke edge three months ago, and now she's just half-edge.

by JadeSkellington July 24, 2008

half a g

$500 dollars, half a thousand dollars, five hudred dollars.

Ispent half a g on this couch.
They tried to charge me half a g more on that ^%$#.

by diezal February 14, 2010

half-term

adj. Describes someone elected or promoted to a position s/he is not truly qualified to hold and who quits before the full extent of her incompetence can be clearly established. A "half-term" office holder may also resign before the law, countless controversies, ethics investigations, etc. can catch up with her.

Question: "Since when did a half-term governor with little political experience and even less knowledge become an expert on nuclear power and foreign relations?"

Answer: "Since Fox News and the teabaggers proclaimed her their messiah."

by ZikZak April 11, 2010