German language is a West Germanic language, related to and classified alongside English and Dutch. With an estimated 90 – 98 million native speakers, German is one of the world's major languages and the most widely spoken first language in the European Union.
German (Deutsche) are a Germanic ethnic group native to Central Europe. The English term Germans has referred to the German-speaking population of the Holy Roman Empire since the Late Middle Ages.
German (Deutsche) are a Germanic ethnic group native to Central Europe. The English term Germans has referred to the German-speaking population of the Holy Roman Empire since the Late Middle Ages.
Girl: "I am learning German because I love the language so much!"
Boy: "Yeah, that's cool and all, but where's my freaking sandwich?!"
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Girl: "I am German. I'm born in Germany, and my parents are German, too!"
Boy: "Gut, now make me a Butterbrot, Schlampe!"
(Translation: "Good", "sandwich", and "whore".)
Boy: "Yeah, that's cool and all, but where's my freaking sandwich?!"
OR
Girl: "I am German. I'm born in Germany, and my parents are German, too!"
Boy: "Gut, now make me a Butterbrot, Schlampe!"
(Translation: "Good", "sandwich", and "whore".)
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You can't define a whole nation, you know that right? It's not true that everybody in Germany loves nature and hiking and camping and stuff, some do, like in every other country in the world. And it's not true, that all Germans are dressed badly, most of them do have style.. And I don't know what everybody's talking about Germans being forced to be Nazi's, that's not quite true either. There were some people who supported Hitler, but most of them didn't know everything he was doing for example to the jewish until the end of WW2. Very many people disagreed with the Nazis and so they just were executed.
It's also not true that all German are hot, the most IT guys are just ugly.
One thing is true: The German language is driving you crazy. Grammar is just sooo complicated. I am German and I have my problems with that.
It's also not true that all German are hot, the most IT guys are just ugly.
One thing is true: The German language is driving you crazy. Grammar is just sooo complicated. I am German and I have my problems with that.
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sorry jurgen i could probably be friends with you if hitler hadn't been such a shit and started the war that we won.
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Jim: Dude, your mom, your grandma, your sister, your aunt, and your dog all tried to give me a German Lindy Dive the other night!
Bob: Fuck you, douschetard!
Bob: Fuck you, douschetard!
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