gardenmichigan

pot capital of michigan..place where you can get abundant supplies of weed.

wow that is an enormous gardenmichigan wish i had one of those

by sammierenee6726272 December 19, 2008

Gendebien

Derived from the french language. Gens means people, de means of, and bien means good. Gendebien translates to people of good.

Yo, did you see tammy help out that old man, she's a Gendebien.

by shasha gellybean July 13, 2009

Gardenhosing

A failed attempt to make any thing/situation better. The results of which are disastrous.

Much like trying to stop water from coming out of a garden hose with your thumb.

1:"Oh man. Dave totally was totally gardenhosing trying to come up with excuses for breaking up with Carla. It was pathetic."

2:Dave thumbed the gardenhose when he told Carla "It's not you, it's me."

by ClassyBandit October 15, 2011

gardesh

A word invented by an insane 43 year old ex meth addict having no specific meaning other than a noun or an adjective describing an items grandeur.

Wow, that meal was the gardesh.

Go fetch me the gardesh.

by Nukka Mordde August 9, 2014

gender-orientation conundrum

A confusion of one's sexual orientation based on a crush, interest, lust, etc over someone who is transgender, gender fluid, androgynous, or other.

Alex realizes that he has developed strong feelings of love towards Sam. Alex is unsure of Sam's biological sex. Alex was straight , but now he doesn't know what he is. He is now in a gender-orientation conundrum.

by ジョシちゃん August 25, 2016

Garden turtle

A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline

Get out of here Blake you dirty garden turtle!!!!

by Uncy Joe April 18, 2018

Garden School

Garden School is a really small school with about 300 kids from k-12. If you tell something to anyone, everyone knows immeadiately. Drama spreads really quickly. The sports teams aren't that good but everyone tries their best. We have no speaker system so no one ever knows whats going on. There is a crap ton of homework but there's a lot of really fun events.

"What school do you go to?"
"Oh I go to Garden School."
"Cool so you must be an expert at Gardening right?"
( You'll get this a lot)

by Winterwolf28 September 27, 2017