glitter vagina

when a woman/man wants to get a divorce right after they got married

ross wants to divorce cam after one day of being married he's such a glitter vagina

by grace_glitter_vagina August 22, 2017

glitternuts

When you get home from the stripclub and glitter has infiltrated every part of your body and there's no hiding it from your woman.

Oh shit Shaniqua is gonna trip when she sees my glitternuts. That hoe Cinnamon got it all over me and it's gonna take a couple days to get it all out from them scrotum folds.

by Anne franke hilter September 3, 2017

Glitter Paint

Paint that gets you high while you're working on your goddamn science fair project.

Effects include uncontrollable laughter.

Oh man where's the glitter paint?

Right here bro.

by Coxinmybutt September 25, 2017

glitterbox squirrel

A person who is the life if the party, and leaves the party at the first site of trash.

Tiffany isn't invited to any of my parties for the rest of the year. That Glitterbox Squirrel left the second she saw the trash was full and beer cans were left out.

by Slyrogers October 12, 2017

Glitteratti

Fashionable people, those into over-the-top, exclusive, custom-one-of a kind - high fashion. Bright shiny things and people. The Fashion "It" people.

She is so fashionable, I've never seen shoes, purses, and clothes like hers, she must be one of the Glitteratti!

by Glitteratti Girl October 29, 2017

Glitter Dick

The fancy way to fuck someone

Your mom has a Glitter Dick

by McFetacheese November 6, 2017

glitter man

A very tall bald man who frequents strip clubs or titty bars. He consistently has glitter on his dome and nether regions. Or, a very very gay man.

Rod just got divorced again, the glitter man reared his ugly head and his wife found stripper dust on his drawers.

by Grandmustache April 21, 2018