fender bender

when his dick doesn't quite fit in your ass.

"Me and bruno tried to hook up, but it was a fender bender."

by ninirosa May 4, 2018

funeral position

When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing

I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.

by DaddyCow May 6, 2018

funerific

something that looks fun

kyle: lets do water balloons!
bri: that sounds funerific

by hendmszkdoskd February 19, 2018

funded engagement

n. A marital engagement under which the housing and living expenses of one fiance are covered by the other.

No matter how good your proposal is, she won't say 'yes' unless you agree to shack-up and make this a full-on funded engagement.

by Dkr. J February 23, 2018

funded fiancée

n. feminine (for sticklers), (masculine: funded fiancé): An engaged individual whose housing and living costs are completely covered by the opposite party in the engagement.

What does Joe's fiancée do for a living? She's a funded fiancée. I think she volunteers somewhere.

by Dkr. J February 23, 2018

Fender Bender

A sexually devious move in which one man shoves his genitalia under the taint until it protrudes from his anus and precedes to back up into the unexpecting anus of a partner.

My girlfriend Courtney said we needed to spice things up in the bedroom, so I thought I’d try the fender bender on her. We slapped cheeks until sunset and now my dick is sore

by SquidwardsClarinet May 22, 2018

fundem

1: noun - A peer group that an individual visits exclusively to have fun with

"Gonna hang with my fundem tonight, yeah"

"Are they your friends?"

"No, they're just my fundem!"

by Bob the psychologist June 15, 2018