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dumpster fire

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by thatshitperson July 26, 2020
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you're on fire

If someone is on a roll. They are constantly doing something good like getting a correct answer, or maybe getting asked out by multiple people.
Facebook: You got a new follower.
Friend: That's six today! You're on fire!
by Elizabeth Midford May 20, 2018
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ring of fire

Is an irritation of the ass hole, which may consist of burning and/or cracking of the epithelium itself; may cause bleeding of the hole, and watering of the eyes, and also hemorrhaging in and around the hole itself. This can be caused by acidic fluid making its way through the bowels and exiting in a manner of urgency, or in a squirting/spraying manner. Other contributing factors may include prolonged childbirth, or rough/unlubed anal sex. Symptoms include walking funny, and the inability to wipe after use of the washroom. Therapies for a ring of fire include ointments containing anti-inflammatories, ice, and donut shaped pillows.
"I'll never eat Taco Bell again. I won't be able to sit for a week with this ring of fire!"

"If I knew he was into that, I wouldn't have went out with him. Damn this ring of fire hurts!"
by Jenny Bear May 13, 2005
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Goblet of Fire

The toliet you use to rid your body of that spicey mexican food you had for dinner.
"I went over to meet her parents and that Taco Bell came knocking on my back door so I turned her parent's toliet into the Goblet of Fire."
by aseaiveswam March 8, 2009
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Firearm

Firearms are used for several reasons
-Cheating in a knife fight
-Commiting Crimes
-Hunting
-Destroying small objects out of boredom
-Target Practice
These tools first came around in China with the work of gunpowder. Europe began using firearms in the late 1300s. In the 1500s, the arquebus arrived and anyone could be recruited into the army in a short time, thus knights or any other honorary soldier that had spent a years to a lifetime training weren't needed as little skill was involved in operating a gun. In modern times, many countries have banned them, but they remain common in criminal hands. Although most firearm owners are honest non-criminals, any idiotic scum can get their hands on a firearm, giving it a bad reputation, and giving politicians thought about banning specific guns. There is much controversy in this issue, afterall some people just like going duck hunting with 155mm howitzers, and small concealable silenced automatic weapons designed for murder are perfectly safe after all.
"Firearms are great"-Chuck Norris
by Jag140 July 10, 2011
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firebird

As well as being a car, the Firebird is also a range of guitars made by Gibson in the 1960s. They are typically found in dark natural finish (although others are available) with an instantly recognisable angular body shape similar to the Explorer but much more rounded. Weird lookers but quite popular; their miini-humbucker pickups give off a tone which has the usual sustain but a far more trebly, brittle tone. Artists who have favoured the 'Bird include Cream and Lynyrd Skynyrd.

More well known is the FB's bass equivalent, the Thunderbird, played at some point by just about any big-name rock bassist you care to mention: John Entwistle, Peter Hook, Nikki Sixx, Nicky Wire, etc.
The Firebird V has less modifications than the Firebird VII
by james July 15, 2004
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hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, also as related to sexual desire, i.e. very horny
Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.
by Tim Browne April 3, 2004
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