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half fucked mango 

A person that is short , blonde and a cunt
Yeah jade she’s abit of a half fucked mango

hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire 

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, also as related to sexual desire, i.e. very horny
Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.

Half Past Fucked Up 

When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.
. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise
Half Past Fucked Up by Jakeing24 October 1, 2021

fucked in half 

being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.
Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.

fucked-in-half 

Jack came over to the party and he was already fucked-in-half!
fucked-in-half by JackHammer November 22, 2004

fucked in half 

we were drinkin and i got fucked in half
fucked in half by dildoman December 31, 2007