father

a male figure that leaves when his child is born

your father is gone on some pimp shit

by gerald39+edward85 December 30, 2020

Mother Father

PG Mother Fucker.
Grandpa.

You break my day, you Mother Father!

by NZ732 May 24, 2024

father pillow

the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.

You have 1 New Text Message

MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?

YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.

by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010

My father

My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again

"I wish my father came to my baseball games when I was younger."

by WishIsGay June 12, 2022

ivica's father

his son is a serbenbastard

"My son is a serbenbastard.", repeatedly spread by ivica perkovixxer's father (ivica's father).

by coolcommand3 April 18, 2025

Father

A term used to define someone who had sex with your mother with no intention on staying for you.

Figure 1: I will kill your mother and father
Figure 2: If you find my father please tell me where he is

by Electric Leader May 29, 2022

Father

Mythical creature. In someone’s imagination especially in a little girls. Never there.Never will be.

Some one who you happen to share a DNA with, someone who you would to call your father

by Parentlesshailey February 4, 2022