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Twilight fucked 

The frame of mind a fan of the Twilight Saga will get after watching a Twilight movie, or reading one of the four books. This usually involves talking/thinking about it nonstop, dreams of vampires or werewolves, and (in rare cases), online fan fiction stories.
Kathy just watched three Twilight movies in a row, and damn. She's really Twilight fucked.

I can't stop thinking about Jacob Black... I think I'm a wee bit Twilight fucked.
Twilight fucked by The Secks July 19, 2010
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Shit is fucked up and bullshit 

Commentary on the economy during 2011 Occupy Wall Street protests. The grammar may be wrong, but the sentiment is there.
Suit: Get a job you lazy hippie!

Protester: Hey man, don't you know shit is fucked up and bullshit on Wall Street? There aren't any jobs left.

Fizzidy Fucked 

Fixing to get into a lot of trouble.

Getting scalded.
Dawg, We Should Not Of Snuck Out Last Night, When We Get Home We Are Fizzidy Fucked.

Flickr Fucked 

The act of getting an abnormally high amount of views on picture posted online from people who are most likely getting turned on by your picture. Unfortunately these are mostly pictures of kids and the views are from pedophiles.
I had to remove some pictures of my kids off the web site, there were some ones of them in their diapers and they were getting flickr fucked.

Smile Fucked

A passive agressive response leading someone to believe you agree with them when your most certainly do not.
The old lady "Smile Fucked" her family by telling them "Yes I've been thinking of moving into the retirement community, I just need some time to decided which one."
Smile Fucked by Joefish November 27, 2012

Destination fucked 

Being filmed while smashed on a roof top, shot gunning a stubie with a face smash while attempting a Tony hawk kick flip and eating shit mid way, with the youth of today watching on giving moral support in the form of a fuck you finger amidst a brewing fire of rage and a fat pig wandering aimlessly with the thoughts of 'someone just fucking eat me already'!
And at that moment, he arrived at 'destination fucked!'
Destination fucked by Magnetico November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked 

When you drink beer then hit yourself with the can, fall off a skateboard onto your roof while a kid flips you off, a fire is to the right, and a fat pig is walking around.
One way ticket to destination fucked
Destination Fucked by Siraco November 29, 2018