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fixage

Fixage is a unit of measurement that determines the amount of work done to repair something, either a physical item or a situation. It is calculated by assessing the work done with the previous state before fixage, with 1 being full fixage and decimals being partial fixage, depending on how many things were fixed in relation to the issue.
"how much fixage did you do to your laptop?" - person 1
"i think around like 0.64 fixage, good enough for me" - person 2
by Mr Bin July 18, 2024
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fixing shit

Fixing something completely random or unspecified. In most cases, if "shit" is replaced with "stuff", the sentences remain equivalent. If a possessive pronoun, like "your" or "their", is used between "fix" and "shit", this changes the meaning of "shit" to something along the lines of "mess", this often is referring to a personal mess, but also could be a social mess or physical mess.
Frank: "My parents aren't home, do you wanna come over?"
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."

Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."

Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."
by Vebb November 15, 2023
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Fixfox job

fɪks fɒks ʤɒb;

A job or someone who does tasks that are both meaningful and easy, but sometimes take a long time to do. But that being said, they are easy to do.
E.g. fixing a presentation, translating a presentation for a foreigners, making posters, running errands (=fetch quests).
Conversations:
A: Hi, how's work going?
B: It's great, I can't complain. I'm just doing fixfox job.
A: Oh, so you're the smart-ass.
B: You could say that.
by Vix_Stryxo March 11, 2024
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Fixfox job

fɪks fɒks ʤɒb
A job or someone who does tasks that are both meaningful and easy, but sometimes take a long time to do. But that being said, they are easy to do.
E.g. fixing a presentation, translating a presentation for a foreigners, making posters, running errands (=fetch quests).
Conversations:
A: Hi, how's work going?
B: It's great, I can't complain. I'm just doing fixfox job.
A: Oh, so you're the smart-ass.
B: You could say that.
by Vix_Stryxo March 13, 2024
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Fixing Good

the hit AMC drama about the ruthless drug manufacturer and kingpin Heisenberg softening up and becoming a pleasant average suburban neighborhood dad named Walter White. Throughout the series, he finds new friends, family, and even love with the help of philanthropist and high school chemistry teacher Jesse Pinkman.
man I love fixing good, way better than breaking bad
by ohugyftutih May 11, 2024
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fixtf2

a bunch of snobs who want valve to update a 16 year old game
#FIXTF2
by i_hate_dream_445 June 12, 2024
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Fixture

a thing or person established in a specific setting or circumstance.
Palm readers were a fixture in most 1940s nightclubs.
by Arminkshipper June 27, 2024
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