Facebook Follow-up 

The act of writing on someone's Facebook wall, poking them, or sending them a Bumper Sticker after seeing them or hanging out with them, often to make light of a joke or incident from the hang-out session. Usually pointless, but creates excitement in the form of a new notification.

Girl #1: Matt and I played frisbee together earlier today, and usually he writes on my wall after we hang out. I'm wondering what I did wrong.
Girl #2: What? No Facebook follow-up?
Mother: Kids these days and their inorganic methods of communication.

Facebook Follow-up by RidicYule July 27, 2008

Facebook Wisdom 

Facebook Wisdom (n.): Used to describe the dumbass shit people say on Facebook, Twitter, tumblr or other online social networks to make themselves seem clever, profound, or wise.

Jane likes 'Sweetie, If You're Going To Be Two Faced, At Least Make One Of Them Pretty =)' on ♥" "That's Facebook wisdom we could all live by, if it weren't so contrived.

Facebook Wisdom by Frederich J. P. Freely August 23, 2010

facebook friend

A friend on facebook but not in real life.

Your my facebook friend, not my real friend

facebook friend by facebookwhore September 3, 2006

facebook suicidal 

To have thoughts of or to threaten deleting your facebook account.

Asia- Facebook is taking too much of my time. I think I might delete my account.

Brittany- Do we need to call a therapist? Cause you're being facebook suicidal.

facebook suicidal by britto945 November 14, 2009

Facebook World 

The most dramatic online world that has ever existed. Where people treat their statuses like their diaries, Girls post half naked pictures of themselves like it's an adult site, Real life Lame people are Famous, Barbies Promote theirselves] UnProductive people uses the site to become famous, People pose as celebrities, People cry whe they only have 2 notifications when they log in,People create fake accounts and cause drama because they're bored with their lives,People send their suicide notes, Everybody's everyday topic, People fighting over unreasonable comments, People "sneak diss" on their stats, People have facebook affairs and cute Couples break up,Its Used to have Cyber Sex, Where people send litteraly a hundred annoying invites everyday, People race to get 5,000 friends,Might be now in Illuminati, where kids under twelve have accounts, Where pervs pose as young people just to talk to the underaged folks, AND ITS THE REASON WHY PEOPLE FIGHT TODAY! & The list goes on.

Trish: I freaking hate Faceboook ,its so lame.
Brian: Are you serious? If Facebook was a show..the ratings would be blowed man!

Facebook world Drama Unreal fake wrong life selfish dramatic appauling no point abused illuminati taking over controlling ignorant no priority online trash reality website

Facebook World by shae's#1fan August 14, 2010

Facebook Obligation 

The act of liking or commenting on one's friends post on Facebook, not because you feel like posting but because they often comment or like yours.

I couldn't care less that Arianna's son just had a great birthday party, but I had to like her post out of Facebook obligation. She is always commenting on and liking my shit.

Facebook Obligation by ACRanger August 30, 2010

Facebook Fiend  

a person who is addicted to facebook and has intense urges to update their status,post notes,and to send you 'pieces of flair' every chance they get. They define their social value by how many responses and or 'pieces of fucking flair' they receive back.

Zack is such a Facebook Fiend . He changes his stats every ten seconds!

Damn it Audrey, you sent me sixteen bumper stickers today alone! I don't even have that application!

Facebook Fiend by acowfrog December 17, 2008