" I'm not crying my eyes are just sweating! I promise!"
hey dude you okay? Yeah my eyes are just sweating.
Eye sweat
hey dude you okay? Yeah my eyes are just sweating.
Eye sweat
by Verrathecactus July 3, 2015
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person 1: shit dude what happened last night? I feel like I spitroasted somebody
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?
by coit105 May 8, 2010
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jimmy:here drink this gibsons
kevin:aight -takes a sip-
jimmy:good stuff hay
kevin:my eyes are watering
jimmy:thats called eye blur
kevin:aight -takes a sip-
jimmy:good stuff hay
kevin:my eyes are watering
jimmy:thats called eye blur
by Kevin T Frigon July 7, 2010
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Jerk: Yeah. I've got my ear to the ground on all the goings on around here. I'm the man.
Avg. Joe: Yeah. You're like the eye of sauraoaun
Avg. Joe: Yeah. You're like the eye of sauraoaun
by Bulis1 October 6, 2010
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The word refers to drinking prior to going to sleep.
It exempts you from being labeled as an alcoholic due to the current CAGE criteria:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The word refers to drinking prior to going to sleep.
It exempts you from being labeled as an alcoholic due to the current CAGE criteria:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
by gman12458811 November 17, 2010
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When you have left-over "paint" on you pud, put it to a new use.
When you have left-over "paint" on you pud, put it to a new use.
At half time, Rex Ryan painted 'eye browns' on Mark Sanchez, to go with the Dirty Sanchez he had painted earlier.
by ducksawce January 24, 2011
Get the Eye Brown mug.A person who says and does mind-numbingly dumb things. At a glance, these words and actions causes one to roll their eyes.
When talking to an eye dropper, one often stops paying attention to them to continue with matters more important.
More important matters include but are not limited to, staring off into space, looking at the floor, listening to someone else's conversation, talking to a cat with your mind, etc.
One occasionally comes back to the eye dropper to say something along the lines of "Oh yeah?" "That's nice" "That's bullshit" "Some don't get it". This is only done to remind them that there is someone else in the room. Accidentally listening to an eyedropper speech can result in lost IQ points.
One can spot an eye dropper talking to themselves while standing near others or on facebook/twitter, buying their pets clothes.
An eye dropper is a step down from a "Fuckwit".
When talking to an eye dropper, one often stops paying attention to them to continue with matters more important.
More important matters include but are not limited to, staring off into space, looking at the floor, listening to someone else's conversation, talking to a cat with your mind, etc.
One occasionally comes back to the eye dropper to say something along the lines of "Oh yeah?" "That's nice" "That's bullshit" "Some don't get it". This is only done to remind them that there is someone else in the room. Accidentally listening to an eyedropper speech can result in lost IQ points.
One can spot an eye dropper talking to themselves while standing near others or on facebook/twitter, buying their pets clothes.
An eye dropper is a step down from a "Fuckwit".
Friend 1: "My boss went out and bought a hybrid last week."
Friend 2: "What an eye dropper."
While some eye dropper was talk I realized I should to cut my nails. He was talking about Esperanto and/or some other crap. I think it's been almost a month since I cut my nails... Where's the clippers?
Friend 2: "What an eye dropper."
While some eye dropper was talk I realized I should to cut my nails. He was talking about Esperanto and/or some other crap. I think it's been almost a month since I cut my nails... Where's the clippers?
by Joe Blow Silver June 8, 2011
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