elmers mayo

elmers mayo is the combination of a slug trail and elmers glue which is left to sit for a night. after a night of mixing, it is quite a delicate salad dressing which many natives of ridgewood and saddle river frequently enjoy. it is revered as more prestegous than caviar and more sophisticated than tea and crumpets, plus its got lots of protein so its good for your muscles too!

adrian:i want a salad
isabelle: no wait! lets make elmers mayo dressing
adrian: good plan
*20 minutes later*
isabelle:i'm tired lets go to bed for the night
*the next day*
adrian: this is by far the best salad i've ever tasted! it must be this incredible dressing!

by Mr. and Mrs. the shit June 22, 2006

Emerald Isle

Edinburg at the beach.

Emerald Isle has very little to do, its like Edinburg, VA.

by JILLO September 8, 2005

Elmer

To creep or sneak like Elmer Fud

She Elmered out of there real quietly before he could notice!!

by Stormy4277 March 7, 2010

emerald

a sluty girl who thinks ur all that but they r also sexy sometime
THEY R NOT HOTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
THEY CAN BE BITCHES!!!!!!!

Hey emerald come ova here and suck my big delious dick

by HOTT_STUFF!!!!!!! April 16, 2008

Elmer

fat porn addict. gay loves fernando. uses his hand 24/7. bangs the wall and dogs sometimes the turtle. puts pj and butter on his 1 cm dicks so dogs come and lick it . looks like santa clause right now loves anal by fernando. and loves doggy style by a dog even better!!! then kills himself. the end

ahhh ahhh ahhh fernando stop it hurts { mom come in the room} elmer stays quite mom leaves elmer continues with fernando and the dog. RIP ANAl rudulph

by lovely boy' December 25, 2016

elmer's glue

Pasty white girls who would willingly cut off their limbs for attention or a chance to be saved by a guy resembling someone like tyrese or ginuwine

"Their goes Katie and her elmer's clique...rubbin up on Antoine, Tavius, and Leshaun"


"Do you think that EG girl's cast is real?"
"Hell naw, lets go kick her"

by anonymous April 19, 2005

emergent

a mix between "urgent" and "emergency"

sabrina i need to tell you something about friday, its emergent!

by meowwwwwwww! August 16, 2010