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A nigga who sucks dick for free. He rarely gets girls because he is a full out retard. Emmeriks typically have a high chance of beeing an early dad because of the amount of girls he rapes with a non existing pullout game
Example
“My nigga, what the fuck is that white shit on that lil nigga over there’s clothes”
“I think it’s an Emmerik, that shit looks like cum”
A very kind lad who looks after their friends. He's the kind of person you'd want to be friends with. Though he needs to remember to look after himself aswell.
You'd want a friend like Emmerik.

Emmerik's a swag lad.
Emmerik by Theboatperson November 22, 2021
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Very swag man, very kind and the kind of friend you wish you had.
Emmerik is very cool lad. You wish you had a friend like them
Emmerik by Theboatperson November 22, 2021

Emmerich 

To destroy a building in the most comically dramatic way, as in a Roland Emmerich film.
Dude, did you see that old high rise that they Emmeriched downtown?

That guy Emmeriched my sandcastle!
Emmerich by HelotheHandsome November 21, 2009

Emmerich Maneuver 

1. This maneuver is the act of a person who leaves the computer, especially during a serious situation or where that person may be needed, without announcement of 'brb' or any warning that he or she is departing for a lengthy period of time.

2. An engrossing conversation is transpiring and the person is engaged in the debate but then after minutes pass by and people are waiting on his response, there's no signs of life and methods show the person has been away from the keyboard for some time or doing something else while others wait. Several minutes to hours later, the person who has performed the Emmerich Maneuver will often type in 'back' as if to say he had declared all along he was gone.

Verb: Emmerich, Emmeriching
Noun: Emmerich Maneuver, Emmeriching
Past Tense: Emmeriched
Antonym: Actually using 'afk', 'brb', 'bbiaf'
<Sephiroth> Did Hal pull an emmerich maneuver again?
<Larxene> I think he emmeriched about 3 hours ago

"I think hal is about to emmerich."
Emmerich Maneuver by Pollyester August 9, 2007
Emmerie I s a beautiful, kind, loving, and happy person. She will always stick to your side. She has brown eyes that you can look into and feel safe and long brown curly hair.There is nobody like her. She is the best friend you always wanted and more. She supports you in whatever you do and isn't afraid to tell you what you did wrong. She will change your life around when you become best friends with her
emmerie by Crystal shaylee July 9, 2019

Emmerich Maneuver 

1. This maneuver is the act of a person who leaves the computer, especially during a serious situation or where that person may be needed, without announcement of 'brb' or any warning that he or she is departing for a lengthy period of time.

2. An engrossing conversation is transpiring and the person is engaged in the debate but then after minutes pass by and people are waiting on his response, there's no signs of life and methods show the person has been away from the keyboard for some time or doing something else while others wait. Several minutes to hours later, the person who has performed the Emmerich Maneuver will often type in 'back' as if to say he had declared all along he was gone.

Verb: Emmerich, Emmeriching
Noun: Emmerich Maneuver, Emmeriching
Past Tense: Emmeriched
Antonym: Actually using 'afk', 'brb', 'bbiaf'
<Sephiroth> Did Hal pull an emmerich maneuver again?
<Larxene> I think he emmeriched about 3 hours ago

"I think hal is about to emmerich."
Emmerich Maneuver by Pollyester December 31, 2008
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