cock-ear

swelling of the ear after having inserted a penis in to one's ear.

richard woke after a heavy drinking session to find that his ear was swollen after having inserted jonah's penis in to it.cock-ear.

by fodsta February 4, 2010

Ankle Earrings

Reference to a male or female’s willingness to place their ankles behind her ears, for the purpose of sex.

Person A: “I’m going home with that hot Moroccan at the bar”
Person B: “No way, their out of your league!”

Person A: “They’ll be wearing Ankle Earrings before the end of the night”

by Budget Ninja April 21, 2021

ear boner

Not like a usual singular large boner, but thousands of microscopic boners along the ear drum, and going down into the ear canal. When the music hits these cilia like boners, they become engorged with the sound, a pleasurable experience to say the least. At the pinnacle of a song they might erupt, causing a chill down the spine, not unlike an orgasm.

Ooooh, play that again, that song gives me major ear boner.

by Spencalicious January 12, 2009

ear jizzola

arab television

propaganda really fucks with your head

by Eric Cartman June 28, 2004

Ear sex

The act of forcefully jamming your in-canal earbud(s) into your ear(s) deeper than they already are, and then pulling them out only to repeat the action in an attempt to scratch the terrible itch that all in-canal earbuds cause inside your cranium. Also known as "Ear secks"

1: I used to love how my new Klipsch Custom 3's sounded, but they itched so bad that I went deaf from all the Ear sex.

2: Dude, your buds are crusty and yellow. Have you been having Ear secks?

by dojo24 January 24, 2011

rabbit ears

What you say to someone when you want them to dole out the contents of their pants pockets by pulling them completely out, hence, the pockets will give the appearance of 'rabbit ears. Works best when used in a very threatening or demanding tone.

"Show me what you got in your pockets kid, I wanna see RABBIT EARS right now!"

by Nikki 666 May 31, 2007

pearl earrings

when a man releases his seed upon a female counterpart and, with the proper aim and well-timed loads, can shoot semen upon the bottom of the woman's ears, and have them drip down so as to resemble pearl earrings

"Dude, I gave Molly a set of pearl earrings so amazing I had to take a photo of them- check it out."
"Yeah man, totally incredible."

by Chris Hayes December 13, 2005