bored eating

When you bored af and you resort to eating random shit in order to briefly quench your immense boredom

I was so bored I started bored eating

The only eating I do is bored eating

by Yurts.are.love.yurts.are.life July 17, 2017

Eat shit

1. A phrase commonly used to dismiss someone caustically, similar to “get fucked.”
2. To have an accident, usually related to falling to the ground.
3. To humble oneself, usually by admitting fault or offering subordination.

1. “Hey, you know what? Eat shit, prick.”
2. “I was running to work because I was late, but I didn’t noticed how uneven the sidewalk was so I tripped and just completely ate shit. I barely even broke my fall.”
3. Alright, buddy. You know you fucked up, you can’t deny it any long. It’s time to eat shit. Grab a bib.

by Born worse ones May 24, 2019

Eat it and yeet it

When you feel hungry, but doing so will cause you to vomit. Often during illness or hangovers.

Dude, those chicken strips look good, but I’ll just eat it and yeet it.

by Awright159 July 12, 2021

How to eat?

All you do is put stuff in your mouth and force it in your throat. Easy.

Toddler: How to eat?
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!

by iloveferrets101 January 8, 2021

heat and eats

Quick food that you throw in the microwave

Today I had some good heat and eats

by Prettyeyeny March 9, 2015

Spite-eating

Eating something you don't even want, like, or need, in order to deprive someone else.

Could be any food-- dessert, or pizza, or gum.

Also applies to choking down something that is gross, in order to spite someone else, such as to throw a cooking contest.

I really don't even want any cake but I don't want Marge to have it so I'm spite-eating the last slice.

I'm spite-eating this whole bowl of Jenny's nasty chili bc Marge said hers was so much better.

by TheRealBigAl August 23, 2021

We be eating

It’s like a celebration when you did something like score a point, ace your test, actually be eating good food

We be eating-

YEAHHH we be eatin!!!
Ex: Joe scored a 3 pointer in basketball. He looks over to Mac and says ‘YEAHHH we be eatin’ or he could say ‘we be eatin good!!’ Because he is celebrating his dub/ W/ Win!

How to do it- * puts hand down like a plate somewhere under your mouth/ neck area. Not close tho, with your other hand go scooping motions *

by Omg pop February 24, 2020