Dressage

Commonly referred to as draining a penis of a horse into a child.

I dressage children.

by Nozferatus November 29, 2019

Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side

An entitity with deficiencies in so many different aspects, its inferiority can be neither hidden nor disguised; hence "dressing on the side."

You can sell Lame Salad to some of the people some of the time, but pity the Independent Sales Rep with a basement full of Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side.

by I. Wagner November 27, 2006

empty dress

a girl/woman who lies and tells people her family runs a crime family lookups mafioso in prison to write hoping to pull one in is on every mafia website watches every mafia movie but you know she is lying because she cant even keep her lies straight she also uses her lies to get respect

girl1:what does your family do again
emptydress: my dad is a mafia don when he died i took over
girl2:youre lying you told me your dad was a solider
emptydress:i meant to say don look our family up on the net
girl2:already did nothing comes up youre just a empty dress

by kesha westbrook March 4, 2007

Vigina side salad dressing

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds

You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

National Gays Dress In Black Day

June 20th every year is the day that any LGBTQ+ Member dresses in black to show pride to their sexuality

Character 1: Aye Bro Did You Know It’s June 20th

Character 2: Oh ya it’s national gays dress in black day I should go put on black clothes

by purpledinosaur378 June 20, 2022

Dressy

The cocktail a woman drinks while she applies makeup and does her hair for a night out, delivered to her bedroom by her gentleman. A proper lady has one before leaving the house.

Husband: "Honey, what would you like for your Dressy tonight?"

by El Crabador March 28, 2010

Mutton dressed as ham

An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.

"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"

by HamSandwich2 March 16, 2009