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Chić Douchébag

Equal parts sophisticated gentleman and douchebaggery; usually expressed in style of clothing and/or mannerisms.

The clothing style often features gentleman's casual wear with the addition of a beanie or a five panel worn backwards.

The behavior is generally characterized by someone who is exceptionally polite to strangers but often speaks with vulgarity, often resulting in verbal abuse, towards friends or people the individual has become comfortable around.

Ex: Individual sees lazy coworker doing nothing. Yells across the workplace to him "Get to work you skin-tag-ass nigga!". Then proceeds to politely help a customer ending with "Have a wonderful day."
Friend: "Hey man, what are you wearing? It looks tight af."
Individual: "It's called chić douchébag nigga! GET WITH IT!"
by The Black Johnson March 10, 2016
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CEO of Douchebag Inc.

What you say when someone whines about their job.
Will: Not only did Jack boost my stapler again, but he used all the staples too!

Jack: Awww, had a hard time being CEO of Douchebag Inc. again?
by Velenka October 21, 2010
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shitstorm of douchebags

A huge amount of douche bags who want to attempt to kick your ass, not caring if it is five on one or 6 on one. A shitstorm of douche bags usually pile out of their respective douche canoes(usually an SUV bought and paid for by their parents) and attempt to beat, intimidate, or physically dismantle the opposition.
A shitstorm of douchebags attempted to wail on me outside of McDonald's
by scottyvoorhees February 6, 2015
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Maniac crackpot douchebag

Someone who has no credibility on any subject anywhere.
by oldhoss December 25, 2020
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Warrant Walk-In douchebag

Like Schrödinger’s Douchebag, except they know they’re a douchebag, and they’re loud and proud.
“I’d kill a group of gay people because they are so gay”
“Dude, what the hell
“I know what I said
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag
by subway572572 June 12, 2023
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Douchebachary

That dude is always up to douchebachary
by comedybum July 17, 2010
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Deuchebagetry

The commiting of one or more, known acts of deuchebaggedness.
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is begining to show signs of terminal deuchebagetry.
by Dr. Bag December 2, 2011
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