Chuck Dickens

Neither a bird, nor a chicken. Victim of many a birdnapping.

We were forced to sacrifice an arm and leg in order to get Chuck Dickens back from the bird nappers, but we still didn't know if he was a duck or a chicken.

by Chuck Dickins August 1, 2005

dicked

You just got nailed by the police.
P Plate scum.

Hey man Pettett and Christie just dicked ( dikt) me. Don't go to Knox.

by . April 3, 2004

Dicked On

To have the absolute shit kicked out of you

Jeff: Hey man whats with all the bruises.

David: I got "Dicked On" in a fight last night.

Jeff: That sucks man.

by ZStan September 1, 2009

What the Dickens?

An exclamation, in a similar vein to "What the hell?". Derives from popular dead author and dead street fighter Charles Dickens.

Person 1: "While you were out I broke into your house and shat in your oven."

Person 2: "What the Dickens?!"

Person 1: "Ol.."

by kleptonin April 25, 2004

Dicked Down

when you're a guy and your girl cheats on you with someone uglier than you or leaves you for someone uglier than you.

person #1: Oh my god...Ray Ray and Shelly broke up.

person #2: Yep. Ray Ray got dicked down by Shelly for Alex.

person #1: But Ray Ray so fine.

person #2: I know. Alex is nasty.

by Dr. Licks That July 24, 2009

dry dicked

Forcing your dick into a woman's cunt or anus while both are bone dry, creating severe discomfort for the woman and a sense of domination by the man.

Also, the act of fucking someone when they are unwilling and/or unprepared, but u don't care cause they are gonna get fucked whether they want to or not, bitch!

Kidpro bent over WTF its Eamon and dry dicked his anus until the blood provided lubrication. Ouch.

by Tecmo Bastard March 14, 2008

dickens

Used as an espression of speed.

1. He was as faster than the dickens!!

by lardfather December 9, 2008