Covenant

Simply, the best Death Metal album ever.
Released by Morbid Angel in 1993, Covenant became Death Metal's best selling album at that time with sales over 120,000. Funny Ah?.

If you are a Death Metal fan and you don't own Covenant then...... you are not a Death metal fan.

by El Crispi March 3, 2008

Chocolate Covered Pretzel

When someone wipes there ass with their hands and then handles a chocolate covered pretzel.

Would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by longranger August 28, 2003

Corvette Dick

A small penis. Basically describes the genital size of the owner or the perspective owner of said car. Generally, the owner or of the perspective car seek the Corvette to overcompensate for their lack of bulge in their pants.

Man, that bitch still turned me down. Damn Corvette Dick does it every time!

by tylercee September 13, 2010

Red Corvette

A euphemism for a very small penis.

Johnny spends a lot of time polishing his red Corvette.

by Shlabotnic July 1, 2006

covered wagon

when youre giving someone a huge wedgie you pull their underwear over their head so they can't move. If you cant pull it all the way to the person's head you could just do it over their toes. It's funny to watch people try to get out of this. Especially annoying little brothers.

I was givin my little brother a huge wedgie and i was tired so i decided to give him a covered wagon and watch him squirm

by steeeeeeve perry January 20, 2005

minnesota seat cover

To deficate all over the toilet seat. Typically done at a public facility.

The toilet didn't have a fill tank to leave an upper decker, so I gave it a Minnesota seat cover instead.

by Phantom Shitter2 December 6, 2007

cooverfox

man or animal who can suck their own dick

dillion is a cooverfox

by savi.no July 14, 2010