Cranor

Cranor is another name for having Anal with a girl in the ninja-like "crane" position, while shouting out Chinese Proverbs. VERB

Man, I was watching one of those kick-ass Jackie Chan movies...and he was totally Cranor-ing her.

by MYsteryyyyyyy February 9, 2010

Douche Canoe

A word used when usually referring to tall, white wanna-be-thugs who are failures at talking trash. They have average white names (ie. Matt, Mark ect.) They use statements such as 'That's so G.' or 'I know man!'

Bob: Hey, you know the kid down the hall with the stupid hats, saggy pants and a bad attitude?

Steve: Yeah, what about him.

Bob: He's such a douche canoe.

by Hematidrosis October 8, 2011

canoe

Another name for the game more commonly known as flippy cup. Used primarily in Chicago.

We kicked their butts at canoe.

by lavalamp71 March 13, 2009

canonite

A person who takes photographs with a Canon camera. These people usually think that features out-weigh optical quality. They will buy a $1200 body, and slap a cheap lens on it, and a cheap flash. But they feel that the $1200 body they bought will save them from their poor optical choices.

I got this cool Tamron lens, it was only $150, and it's a 2.4/24-80. Good thing i shoot canon!

by zoey April 25, 2004

Canon

Canon is the most amazing guy. He’s very funny, but can also be hurt on the inside too. he acts like it’s okay, but it may not be. Canon is a guy worth caring and giving your life for. he’s the sweetest person every, and is incredibly good-looking.

girl 1: “Ugh, Canon is so adorable...”
girl 2: “please stop. Canon is mine and he’s amazing, i thought i should let you know that before anything happens.”
girl 1: “good luck!”

by meme meme emerged September 28, 2017

Douche Canoe

Synonym for a Kayak. A manual powered boat for douchebags who drive around with their kayaks on top of their car to let everyone know how outdoorsy they are, and how much money they plopped down for an oversized bath toy that they will use three to five times before trying to sell it on Craigslist for 90% of what they paid for it.

Not to be confused with the last name of the actress who played Faith on Buffy The Vampire Slayer

At summer camp, you paddle around the lake on a canoe. Once you become a yuppie prick, you must drive around with a Kayak strapped to the top of your subaru outback. You are said to be transporting your douche canoe, because you have a boat and you are a douche.

by Lieutenant Buzzkill August 30, 2010

canoodle

to hold ,cuddle ,kiss ,makeout ,bite ,neck ,or just be happy when they are around and want to hold them

omg...troy loves to canoodle with monca all night

by troy the hippie boy May 9, 2006