Fornicate Under Consent of the King

Otherwise abbreviated to spell "fuck"

Baby, I think we're ready to move our relationship to the next level, and we can Fornicate Under Consent of the King

by TheLoneCommando117 October 21, 2017

A spare dick in a fucking contest

To describe a someone who gives little or no contribution to a task.

"Jenny didn't help at all, she just stood around like a spare dick in a fucking contest"

by hteb78 April 29, 2013

no contest

Usually used when comparing things in a funny way.

One item is so vastly superior that it just fucking bitch slaps the competition.

Or that both items are equal and therefore the funniness is gone and the term becomes more literal.

That bitch and this bitch? No contest my man. This bitch is the shit.

Xbox 360 and PS3? No contest, your shit just RRoDed your ass and my PS3 YLoDed.

Mac or PC? No contest there man, I figured out how to get PC on my Mac. 'cept the GPU sucks.

by Allen75 June 7, 2010

said in context

A qoute that means nothing (or can be interpreted differently) when not surrounded by the talk either side of it.

Many of the things said about Arnold in the run up to his campaign for governator were qoutes said in context, such as his admiration for Hitler. he said he admired the control Hitler had over people. The faggots claim he is a nazi, when in fact, anyone can admire this.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Concentration Block

A game played by marching bands. It is like the game Simon Says expect it is played with commands such as "Right-Face" or "One set of eight forward" but as the game progresses more complicated commands will be added to elimiate more skilled players. A player is out if he does not follow a command properly. The winner is crowned when s/he is the only one left.

After the band has formed a block they are prepared to play Concentration Block.
Drum Major (to band) : "Right-Face-Move!"
Band executes the move
Drum Major (to student who did not properly move) : "(Insert Name), you're out you turned left."

by SaxophoneKing August 5, 2009

Dubious Consent

Sexual consent that is meaningless because the consenter has an impaired state of mind, no option to decline, or does not know what they are consenting to.

Having sex with them is very likely to still be rape and leave crippling psychological scars.

Kyle: "I found a girl at the bar who is into me. She is wasted but she said yes when I asked to fuck her"

Brian: "That's dubious consent. Her mind is impaired and she might not truly want it. You should wait until she is sober and ask again before you start your sexual relations".

by NOUSERNAMELEFT September 19, 2023

black t-shirt convention

A concert, house show, party, or similar occasion when a group of "scenesters" can be found trying to outcool each other. Often the attire of those at these functions includes a black t-shirt, which may have a band logo, skull, or something else retarded printed on it.

person 1:Do you remember that hardcore show?
person 2: Yeah, fucking black t-shirt convention.

by Briskit May 25, 2008