Canch

To pour a can of coke in a woman's snatch/smanch

I bought some coke so we can canch tonight

by Dr.redman May 4, 2017

chonch

The sound affect when you eat something soft yet crunchy. It can be used as a synonym for 'eat' as long as the food is soft yet crunchy- you cannot chonch on mashed potato. It is against the rules.

"I'm just gonna chonch on this biscuit"

by eleanorhope October 24, 2017

Chonch

Any particular vagina.

Can be used synonymously with Pussy.

Dude, stop being a chonch, and do some shots !

by Dr. W 602 March 14, 2018

coachella jesus

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.

“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.

by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018

coachella flu

Coachella flu is having the flu right after Coachella from the desert dust.

Hey Ryan can you hang with me today ?

sorry bro i got the Coachella flu

by ŠâmDÿer April 21, 2019

Coach Steve

Coach Steve

Coach Steve

by lola ugfuglio scumpy February 18, 2021

Coach Gabe

The coolest PE teacher in the world. Constantly filling the room with joy.

What's Up Guys? Coach Gabe Here! Reminding You... To Stay Active, Do Your Sit-ups At Home, And That I Miss You Guys And I Hope Everything's Going Okay, Talk To You Later.

by TheSuperStinkyJohnLiska April 9, 2021