by the real max power February 9, 2010
Get the coma-toast mug.A sudden disturbance of sensory function, equilibrium, or mental faculties usually caused by reaction to something achieved (or escaped) by a narrow margin.
Me and my buddy were on our way home on a country road after a long day's work. Suddenly, just after the turn-off, out jumped a doe (deer) in front of us. I was already in a coma from work -- after hitting the deer, and narrowly avoiding a serious car accident, I now was totally comatoast.
by Littlemanl January 10, 2012
Get the Comatoast mug.The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”
*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head
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Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018
Get the comatose curb stomp blow job kick mug.The state of being one gets due to the comfort of a futon or similar sofas especially while playing video games or watching football. A person experiencing futon coma generally does not move unless acted upon by an outside force.
Fred: Yo, you want to go hit the club tonight?
Jim: Nah man I am experiencing some major futon coma, but there's room for one more, we'll play some MW3.
Jim: Nah man I am experiencing some major futon coma, but there's room for one more, we'll play some MW3.
by jd4_7 November 24, 2011
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One form of clinical depression, when a person is depressed to the point of immobility, unable to get up and do the functions of normal daily life.
One form of clinical depression, when a person is depressed to the point of immobility, unable to get up and do the functions of normal daily life.
"What's up, dude? You haven't been to classes or the dining hall for three days."
"I'm in a Sad coma, man I'm deeply bummed out. I can't think, I can't eat, I can't even get out of my room.
Dude, this is serious. You need to get help. Lemme give you the number of my therapist. I've been where you are, and he really helped.
"I'm in a Sad coma, man I'm deeply bummed out. I can't think, I can't eat, I can't even get out of my room.
Dude, this is serious. You need to get help. Lemme give you the number of my therapist. I've been where you are, and he really helped.
by Telly Watt-Amagonadou February 16, 2019
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the guy went to spain and asked this hot chick ¿requires va ir coma con mi? and got his ass chewed out by her.
by james short March 21, 2007
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