by orjy July 15, 2007
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The contradiction: Gives hours of homework and bitches when you still try to do it, in class, but nonetheless you are still trying to do it.
The contradiction: Gives hours of homework and bitches when you still try to do it, in class, but nonetheless you are still trying to do it.
by AP Class May 4, 2011
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A disgrace to Chevy. The 5 cylinders are pieces of crap. They have no ability in mud and are slow as Priuses and sound like them too.
Jake: "Help me get my Chevy Colorado out of this mudhole."
Nelsen: "Let is sink, it deserves that fate"
Nelsen: "Let is sink, it deserves that fate"
by Ian Chandler Smith June 21, 2011
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If you want to go to a place were the hot girls all drop out after freshman year, the nerdy girls are prude, the Yippies (yuppy hippies) are as far as the eye can see and the weed smells and tastes like the yippies ass crack then it is the perfect school for you.
So many party's that none of them are quality, unless a stoner guy smoking ganja out of his parents basement is cool to you.
Mascot is pathetic, buffalo's suck so bad they were killed and domesticated by barbaric Neanderthals with obsidian knives and arrows. Their skin was used to cover the floor's of TP's. Were any respectable Indian Chieftain spent his whole childhood hunting a ram so that he could come home victorious and a man, he proudly wore the rams fur as a symbol of his power for the rest of his life.
CSU's football team lost there game against CU but still ended up going to and Winning a bowl game and drafting two players into the NFL in 2009.
Cu's football team beat CSU but came in last in the Big 12, missed out on the bowl season, and drafted NO players to the NFL. But their football team did rape 3 freshman girls last year.
If you want to go to a place were the hot girls all drop out after freshman year, the nerdy girls are prude, the Yippies (yuppy hippies) are as far as the eye can see and the weed smells and tastes like the yippies ass crack then it is the perfect school for you.
So many party's that none of them are quality, unless a stoner guy smoking ganja out of his parents basement is cool to you.
Mascot is pathetic, buffalo's suck so bad they were killed and domesticated by barbaric Neanderthals with obsidian knives and arrows. Their skin was used to cover the floor's of TP's. Were any respectable Indian Chieftain spent his whole childhood hunting a ram so that he could come home victorious and a man, he proudly wore the rams fur as a symbol of his power for the rest of his life.
CSU's football team lost there game against CU but still ended up going to and Winning a bowl game and drafting two players into the NFL in 2009.
Cu's football team beat CSU but came in last in the Big 12, missed out on the bowl season, and drafted NO players to the NFL. But their football team did rape 3 freshman girls last year.
Friend: Im going to CU this year.
Me: Did you know the cu is a Vietnamese word meaning penis, and a portugese word meaning asshole?
Friend: No how did you know that?
Me: I go to a school were education matters, not money like the university of colorado.
Friend: Man, i want to go to CSU now, the girls are hotter anyway, and the men are....men.
Me: Did you know the cu is a Vietnamese word meaning penis, and a portugese word meaning asshole?
Friend: No how did you know that?
Me: I go to a school were education matters, not money like the university of colorado.
Friend: Man, i want to go to CSU now, the girls are hotter anyway, and the men are....men.
by AlessandroF August 26, 2009
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Quoting someone in art world who in loss of ability think act and function as a person and stil want to acutaly open your mouth to feel yu can say something before you know what your saying
Quoting someone in art world who in loss of ability think act and function as a person and stil want to acutaly open your mouth to feel yu can say something before you know what your saying
Contradiction as in:
We are not here to save your life,( "we are to cool for that, but if i got sick you my friends would save mine")
Meaning yes im a totaly duech bag scum bag self centered jerk but if it came down to it i want u to suck me ass, and get off with being fuckt up. PS i will also cut your throat if u tell anyone that im this fuct up cause i wont sell art..
We are not here to save your life,( "we are to cool for that, but if i got sick you my friends would save mine")
Meaning yes im a totaly duech bag scum bag self centered jerk but if it came down to it i want u to suck me ass, and get off with being fuckt up. PS i will also cut your throat if u tell anyone that im this fuct up cause i wont sell art..
by artifiial nigga January 21, 2009
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I was out on the skiing range and i was trying to fuck some girl but she kept giving me a colorado cock tease
by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat February 28, 2009
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Lauren - Dude, theres nothing to do in Colorado Springs I'm just gonna stay in tonight.
Sammy - Fuck that man - let go to 40.
Lauren - k...
OR
Jeff - So... I need hookah but its really late.
Scott - Fuck it, Lets go to the lounge they are always open and have the best smoke in Colorado Springs, if not everywhere.
Jeff - Not as good as me tea bagging a unicorn, but they are pretty great!
Sammy - Fuck that man - let go to 40.
Lauren - k...
OR
Jeff - So... I need hookah but its really late.
Scott - Fuck it, Lets go to the lounge they are always open and have the best smoke in Colorado Springs, if not everywhere.
Jeff - Not as good as me tea bagging a unicorn, but they are pretty great!
by That Thang December 20, 2008
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