Colonia Chiques

The biggest gang in the area code 805/ventura county/Oxnard
down aka kilo is a known member, gang started around the 1960's its main rival is the south side chiques
In 2003 the Oxnard committe made a gang injunction in a 6.6 square mile area in Oxnard, The gangs attire is the dallas cowboy star

The colonia chiques are a gang to to be fucked with.

by COLONIERO November 17, 2007

Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

Every man's dream job. One who sets up activities for the naked people of these colonies.

I one day hope to become a Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.

by Ass Clown January 17, 2003

colonel angus

(noun): A double entendre, can be a proper noun referring to a military officer whose last name is Angus, or the act of eating out vagina. Originating from a sketch on Saturday Night Live, said quickly, becomes a homophone of cunilingus. Usually said with a thick Southern US accent for heightened effect. Can refer to someone (usually a man), who enjoys performing cunilingus.

When a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nothing less.

by little ally May 15, 2006

Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic

The sex act of putting a piece of fried chicken skin across your lovers mouth and then coating your penis in tequila to break the skin for a blowjob. Preferably done outside.

Hey girl, wrestling is over with, you want me to give you the ol' Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic?

by shortpantsrobin January 15, 2014

Pina Colonic

A term used by Homer Simpson during the episode 'Sunday, Cruddy, Sunday'. It's an obvious reference to the 1979 song 'Escape' by Rupert Holmes (also known as the pina colada song)

'If you like pina colonics and getting caught in the rain, passing out in the ocean.'

by OzramNeje March 11, 2015

Coltan

A boy who's age ranges from 11 - 13, who constantly makes highly sexual statements at random times throughout the day. He strongly enjoys the presence of semen and calling people cock mongers.

"Hey Jim, did u know girls masturbate more than men".

"Dammit you Coltan"!

by - Silky Johnson August 5, 2008

colon conquistador

see back door conquistador

Lance Bass recently admited to being a colon conquistador

by HIRAM1079 September 19, 2008