A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.

You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!

by bitchuck September 9, 2024

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Leo Clarke

A very smart and intelligent boy. He is so smart. He also is very creative and plays football and all the girls them love him, like Oshanaphe. He LOVES Nettspend and Che. He is shit at Fortnite

Leo Clarke! How yuh get suh much gyal mi bro.

by jjeliiaaa December 8, 2024

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Dean Clark

when you go up to a child in the middle of the street and scant them and bend them over and shove a carrot up there rectum

I just dean clarked him

by Dean Clark 91 December 8, 2024

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Mr Clarke

Given the nicknames "Holy god-emperor of Mater imperium", "Clarkebaiter" and "Cluggy legend" , He is an all powerful-omnipotent entity which rules over the Mater maria. He instills fear upon the inhabitants of the amphitheater, and his war cry of "HEY! YOU BOYS TUCK YOUR SHIRTS IN!" can be heard for miles.

Charlie - "Oh shit me shirt not tucked in"

Mr Clarke - "HEY!"

by deviantshart June 26, 2025

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