Chump's Quote

The act of going to a car dealership for a fake quote because you want to flirt with the salesman.

Bob went back to the BMW dealership for a chump's quote and ended up getting Jim's phone number, now they're dating.

by nittanylion95 June 3, 2021

Chumpitaz

A very tiny latina girl/women of peruvian descent. She is the size of a chihuahua but is a very kind and intelligent lady. Also very very beautiful too

*drops dead because a chumpitaz walked by*

by nobodyneedstoknow777 June 28, 2021

Chums

Slang for a girl's period. Aunty Flo. Shark week. Bloodfest.

Noun: chums

Verb: chumming

Jane: "Hey, wanna catch a movie this evening?"
Kat: "Wish i could babe, but I got my chums this morning. Could you bring me some chocolate maybe?"
Jane: "You got it. Netflix and chocolate it is."

by spell.caster47 July 6, 2021

Chums

Slang for a girl's period. Aunty Flo. Shark week. Bloodfest.

Noun: chums

Verb: chumming

Jane: "Hey, wanna catch a movie this evening?"
Kat: "Wish i could babe, but I got my chums this morning. Could you bring me some chocolate maybe?"
Jane: "You got it. Netflix and chocolate it is."

by spell.caster47 July 6, 2021

chumpetized

self p0wn

I left the zoom call to join another meeting, realized the other meeting up was optional, and then tried to join again and it said I can’t because the max number of attendees was met. I totally chumpetized myself.

by mr_dibbles July 29, 2021

Chump

A person who talks absolute bubbles but is convinced they are the most intelligent in their group of 1.

Sam is at it again, talking nonsense. Sometimes he rings the takeaway just to ask if they do takeaway food. What a chump.

by Jimzzz82 August 15, 2021

Chump

A retard.

Porter Reynolds is a chump. He takes it in the ass.

by Chumpsquad September 4, 2021