Chop the block

To chat with someone

1. Let’s chop the block this Saturday

2. I saw Mike chopping the block with Sara at the last night’s party

by the_one_honest_man_on_urban January 23, 2023

Wizards chop

To chop ones penis with a wooden wand, roll of wrapping paper or a stick

“Oh look he cannot walk”.... “he has had a wizards chop”

by Paula2019 February 16, 2020

Chernobyl Chop

To smack or slap somebody with your hands together, like they are fused by a mutation.

Joe: "That drunk Russian dude just smacked me!"
Frank: "He gave you the Chernobyl Chop!"

by Simsalabim January 2, 2008

The Florida Chop

Going into a barber shop for the first time and asking for “the usual” or “the regular”

Steve: Hey, what should I get at my new barber.
John: Bro it would be hilarious if you asked for the Florida chop.
Steve: Bro last time I did that the barber fucked me up so bad.

by Pmuser20 February 20, 2018

Chopping board

The weapon of choice for Right Wing Pseudojour alist Avi Yemini

Chopping boards were flying from Avi's hands as he attempted to defend his small body from the woman's intellect.

by AnotherMelbournian January 25, 2022

Diggy Chops

an annoying loaf of lard

Diggy chops is lard lol.

by ZacAttak March 16, 2022

Jack Chopped

Pronounced: Jack Chahpped
The act of killing a person. Mostly used in online game play.

"Jack Chopped!"

"You just got Jack Chopped, Kid!"

by JD-Lump February 3, 2010