(v.) To take a shit without ever coming in contact with the toilet seat by standing with one's knees bent at approximately a 90 degree angle whilst one's ass remains parallel to the bowl (hovering over it).
Derived from the aviation world where a helicopter would pick up off the ground and settle back down. After which the plane captain of said helicopter would check pannels to make sure nothing came loose.
Derived from the aviation world where a helicopter would pick up off the ground and settle back down. After which the plane captain of said helicopter would check pannels to make sure nothing came loose.
After seeing that the bar's toilet seat was covered in pubes, puke, and piss, Bobby decided that a "hover check" was the way to go.
"Sure i may have sprayed liquid feces on the seat during my hover check, but that damn thing needed cleaning anyway."
"Sure i may have sprayed liquid feces on the seat during my hover check, but that damn thing needed cleaning anyway."
by flave6123 June 16, 2010
Get the Hover Check mug.also known as the 11th commandment, is essentially a rule where you need to think hard about what you're about to say to make sure that you don't say something bad that happens to apply to you too.
to put yourself in a corner by your own statement or action.
to put yourself in a corner by your own statement or action.
ghost 1: man ghosts are such losers
ghost 2: dude, you're a ghost.
ghost 1: bro, you're right
ghost 2: check thyself before thy wreck thyself...
ghost 2: dude, you're a ghost.
ghost 1: bro, you're right
ghost 2: check thyself before thy wreck thyself...
by count philosopher April 1, 2016
Get the Check Thyself Before Thy Wreck Thyself mug.Check the nick means check the state of you or you are a mess but is also used to define when something is bad or shit.
by Rupture Godzilla vag February 17, 2019
Get the Check The Nick mug.A woman conceiving a child for the sole purpose of profiting financially by extorting money from a wealthy sperm donor. Gold Digger
by NUPE 3 February 26, 2020
Get the Check Baby mug.As defined by American rapper Future’s legal team, a “Check Baby” is "slang terminology describing a child conceived solely for the purposes of extorting monies from the father of a child in the child support setting." It was first coined in February 2020 by Future regarding his then-10 month old child with former partner Eliza Reign, whom he alleges to have had a baby with him solely to cash in on child support payments (or “checks”), hence the term “check baby”.
Future: Mann, that bicch Eliza takin my money, makin me pay child support to that Check Baby! Love that kid but damn that keeky ass trick female shady as fuck.
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Get the Check Baby mug.When a dumbass nigga says “dom check” he has hereby declared himself a homosexual. This has been inked an decided in article 2 passage 1 of the book of domorotomy
Man 1: Hey can we get a Dom Check?
Man 2: Shut the fuck up!
Man 3 to Man 1: Yeah you stupid homosexual
Man 2: Shut the fuck up!
Man 3 to Man 1: Yeah you stupid homosexual
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