Yogurt canon

The sexually aroused male penis.

After an invigorating session of felatio, Susan grabbed my yogurt canon and aimed it at her creamy white tits, where upon I spewed a generous quantity of my man juice, to her delight.

by Magnesium Beaver September 24, 2005

Lazer Gattling Cannon

The ultimate weapon in the universe that can destroy any thing and has infinite ammo and if their was a i am legend zombie apocolypes it would be the weapon of choice

Lazer Gattling Cannon

by P-wee123 November 10, 2009

bear with wide canyon

one female who 'gets around the block'

syn: slut, whore, skank

Your mother is what we call 'bear with wide canyon'.

by PowderRabbit December 30, 2003

Canyonesque Vagina

A vagina of epic proportions.

Dude where's Anthony?
Oh, he got caught up with that hooker down on 3rd.
Shit, I hope he's ok, I heard a group of boyscouts got lost in her canyonesque vagina just last week.
...

by JizMasterZero October 12, 2006

grand canyon ass

wide ass with a deep, long crack. most likely a result of too much ass ramming

Her grand canyon ass was so big and wide, when I tried to hit it from behind, it sucked me in like a black hole

by assrammers August 20, 2008

yodeling in the canyon

Performing cunninglingus while humming the tune from "Heidi"

I wouldn't mind yodeling in the canyon with her.

by Brian Conrad May 30, 2006

noob cannon

In cs (counter strike) it is the xm1014 auto shotgun(auto shotty). it has a fast reload and a fast fire rate. you can also stop reloading to fire off a round into the fave of an opponent.

OMFG! that is like your sixth kill with the noob cannon. get a real gun.

by ~|~()|\/| November 28, 2006