Caelen is a special kinda guy ... Caelen will buy you an ice cream and take you for long walks on the beach ... Some say Caelen can eat a walrus with his eyeball sooome say Caelen is a child molester ... Sooome people are very right , soooome people a reece for example may be susceptible to a hard sausage pounding from Caelen because caelen feels like it ... Dont trust Caelen , you let a caelen into your life then BAM! Caelen's going round to your grans house every friday to " season her sandwich " Caelen is a slimeball.
Dean : So ... Hows your gran lately ?
Gerald: Shes had three hip replacements in the last week ...
Dean: I think your gran is boning a caelen !
Gerald: What makes you say that ?
Dean: I wasn't born a cripple you know
Gerald: Shes had three hip replacements in the last week ...
Dean: I think your gran is boning a caelen !
Gerald: What makes you say that ?
Dean: I wasn't born a cripple you know
by Nitbag Brad May 29, 2018
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Here is the calender for the day
Stick your calender where the sun don't shine
"oi mate, you know what the date is?"
"No. I don't give a calender
Stick your calender where the sun don't shine
"oi mate, you know what the date is?"
"No. I don't give a calender
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Caleb is often the guy who nobody likes but decides to hang around anyway. He will stick to you and your group for a long time. He will usually be annoying and repeat his "hilarious" jokes until they are unfunny if they were ever funny in the first place. Their favorite number is most likely 7. They will do the same thing with this number as they did with their jokes. Eventually this person will grow distant to the people he hangs around because he is bored or finds someone else to bug. They will eventually return, though.
Buddy: Oh god, It's Caleb.
Teacher: What is the answer to 1 +2, Caleb?
Caleb: 7.
Everyone else: *groans*
Teacher: What is the answer to 1 +2, Caleb?
Caleb: 7.
Everyone else: *groans*
by Terald Shaft October 11, 2016
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Dude, I have a GILF date with Joe's grandmother tonight? And a prostate exam right after? I think I'm the victim of some calendar droppings.
by reliefpitcher June 24, 2008
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