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Christmas Jiz

When at a function around christmas time, instead raising a glass and saying chirstmas cheers, offer christmas jis as an alternative.. Sounds similar and is a great bit of banter.. However, try not to get caught
Excuse me everyone.. I would just like to say (raise glass) 'Christmas Jiz' to you all
by Tomofthe1234 January 16, 2008
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Christmas Eve

A holiday before Christmas where you have to sleep at Christmas Eve night, and your parents will buy stuff for you at midnight, not Santa. If you hear your parent(s) say "Santa's watching you," your parent is apparently saying that they will put video surveillance cameras in your room to watch every move you make since Santa isn't real. If you masturbate, you will get presents.
Parent: Santa's watching you. Go sleep at Christmas Eve or he won't give you presents.
Me: Nah, I think that phrase is for little kids.
Parent: well fuck you go give me a rim job
by a random eggplant November 10, 2018
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Christmas Tree

To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.
"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."
by Prada Glasses June 29, 2008
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Christmas bonus

To give a Christmas bonus, a girl must have sex with a guy in the cowgirl position. Then she gets off right before he orgasms, knees him in the balls, says 'Merry Christmas' and walks away.
Shelly gave John a Christmas bonus last night and he couldn't get out of the fetal position for ten minutes.
by TRX534 November 29, 2009
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Christmas Tree controversy

A Controversy that arises now and then around Christmas over the displaying of christmas trees in public, government or locations where the public typically gathers (such as Banks, Grocery stores, etc) and is usually the result of someone having a problem with religious ideals and objects being on public display.

Typically considered political correctness run amuck given the absurdity of the dispute, especially considering that the Christmas tree is a relatively recent edition to the celebration of Christmas with origins in pagan religion and was almost instantly seized upon for its commercial applications by shops and business.
News reporter: a Christmas tree controversy today as Chase bank has told a branch of theirs that they can not put a Christmas tree on display and that it must be taken down after they received complaints from customers. Other customers have threatened to pull their money out of the bank if the tree is removed.
by Jacob Mei December 7, 2010
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christmas wave

When Jill took the last cookie, Grandma gave her a Christmas wave.
by little red1234 December 26, 2008
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Christmas Trash Can

Term for cylindrical containers with little trees cut out of it, bisque fired, and then re-fired with a crap green glaze.
Cheyenne made a christmas trash can in Ceramics class this year.
by DiskoStikk June 25, 2009
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