christmas money

Money used during the Christmas season to buy anything Christmas related, such as gifts or decorations.
(said during early-mid December) Man, I'm broke as hell right now. I need to make some Christmas money.
by Kelly Morck December 25, 2007
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Christmas Wood

getting wood at christmas or at the thought of christmas. wood meaning a stiffy, boner, hard-on, erect penis.
"I'd just had christmas dinner with my family when... BAM! Christmas Wood"

guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...

dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.
by so1tired1right1now December 25, 2010
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Brian Christmas

Brian is a sexy 22 year old male, goes by the name Brian, Love Cakes, Sexy Man Meat,3 legs, Lover, and everyones favorite Pervert! weights over 200 pounds of love, has a Twin sister named Brittany. and crazy ex girl friend! but fuck her.. cause hes got a hot Chick now!
"whos that sexy man?" "thats Brian Christmas!"

"hey, nice ass Brian Christmas"
by Brian jij February 05, 2010
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Christmas CoD

One who plays call of duty on christmas dayinstead of spending it with family or friends
Person 1: hey do you want to have some turkey?

Person 2: Nah, CBA im to busy playing some christmas CoD.
by nintendo-kid64 December 24, 2010
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Christmas Wanker

Someone who rejects Christmas and refuses to have fun just because it is Christmas. They will not allow decorations in an office environment for some poor reason like "it makes the place look untidy".
"Our boss is such a Christmas Wanker, he won't let us put a tree up."
by Stege December 07, 2011
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Merry Christmas

An insult for when a group of girls begins to insult you. It is followed up with “Ho, ho, ho”.
“You’re so ugly!”
“Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, too.”
“Why are you saying Merry Christmas to us? Are you retarded?!”
*turns around to face them*
Ho, ho, ho.”
by IHadOneJob June 11, 2022
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Black Christmas

If poverty has forsaken your family during Christmas time.
I think we're going to have a Black Christmas

Hooray for Black Christmas
by The Wise one. December 05, 2013
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