The most wonderful friend who doesn't seem to notice how in love the girl closest to him is. A Brandon will flirt constantly without realizing it and is shy to touch any girl seriously. He has a way of getting in your head and driving you crazy. The kind of best friend you just want to kiss brainless, but know you never will.
Haley: Omg why can't Brandon see how much I love him? He's such a great friend.
Trina: Maybe because you won't tell him duh.
Haley: But if I do he won't want to be besties anymore!
Trina: OMG he's such a total Brandon
Trina: Maybe because you won't tell him duh.
Haley: But if I do he won't want to be besties anymore!
Trina: OMG he's such a total Brandon
by Floridababe16 August 22, 2011
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by gnr21 April 23, 2007
Get the Brandon ROY mug.Leftwing/Socialist morons who try to set up an autonomous zone when there’s a pandemic sweeping through the area
did you see the idiot branch Covidians setting up an autonomous zone in Seattle? Yeah, that went well.
by Kt nola July 7, 2020
Get the Branch Covidians mug.Dette er en slang som betyr det samme som å ha sex med ei jente som har mensen. Mye brukt blant ungdom i Kristiansand og Sørlandet.
In English:
This is a slang meaning the same as having sex with a girl that has a period. A lot used among youths/teenagers in Kristiansand and the Southern parts of Norway.
In English:
This is a slang meaning the same as having sex with a girl that has a period. A lot used among youths/teenagers in Kristiansand and the Southern parts of Norway.
In Norwegian:
Person A: "Æ kjørte brannbil i helga."
Person B: "Æsj! Det æ jo værre en å pule ho i ræva!"
Person A: "Æ blei kjent me brann sjefen."
Person B: "Herre Gud! Du æ faen ikke go!
In English:
Person A: "I drove firetruck this weekend."
Person B: "Ugh! That's worse than fucking her behind!"
Person A: "I got known to the fire chief."
Person B: "Oh my God! You are fucking disgusting!"
(Note: Kjøre brannbil means Drive a firetruck, in English.)
Person A: "Æ kjørte brannbil i helga."
Person B: "Æsj! Det æ jo værre en å pule ho i ræva!"
Person A: "Æ blei kjent me brann sjefen."
Person B: "Herre Gud! Du æ faen ikke go!
In English:
Person A: "I drove firetruck this weekend."
Person B: "Ugh! That's worse than fucking her behind!"
Person A: "I got known to the fire chief."
Person B: "Oh my God! You are fucking disgusting!"
(Note: Kjøre brannbil means Drive a firetruck, in English.)
by Detector December 26, 2008
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a)generic, cheap, shit brand, of inferior quality,
b)off-color, not elegant, not of good quality.
a)generic, cheap, shit brand, of inferior quality,
b)off-color, not elegant, not of good quality.
a) 1. Those off brand CDR's I bought completely suck.
2. Look at that fool's fucking shoes, he's always got an off brand on.
b) 1. The comedian's off brand humor offended some of the audience.
2. That dude's off brand bullshit really made me want to kick his ass.
2. Look at that fool's fucking shoes, he's always got an off brand on.
b) 1. The comedian's off brand humor offended some of the audience.
2. That dude's off brand bullshit really made me want to kick his ass.
by Prof. HighBrow April 13, 2006
Get the off brand mug.Brandens, (usually males), are very funny, and smart! They may seem quiet in public, but are really outgoing when they're with their friends. Brandens are normally very tall, with long legs. They're normally very cute and attractive! Brandens normally have curly hair, and are very skinny. They enjoy being awesome all day, everyday. Brandens are always there for their friends, and always will be. They make great boyfriends, and treat any girl well. They're very kind, funny, talented, and sweet. If you know a Branden, keep him in your life!
"Branden, You're so awesome!"
"Damn, Branden is cool!"
"Ooooh, What's HIS name? He's CUTEEE!"
"That would be Branden."
"Damn, Branden is cool!"
"Ooooh, What's HIS name? He's CUTEEE!"
"That would be Branden."
by xAllYSAURx January 8, 2012
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