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Gun Boner

The physiological and psychological excitement that accompanies acquiring and/or firing a rare or powerful hand gun or rifle.
I gust got to shoot with an IMI Desert Eagle .50 AE, I am sporting a powerful gun boner.
by IMIDesertEagle December 16, 2010
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R.I.P. my boner

An expression used to indicate that someone or something has destroyed your good mood or distracted from a good time.
A: "Jack and Emily's wedding is going to be awesome!"
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."
by SmooveD March 13, 2011
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Hot Topic Boner

The week long-lasting pants full of excitement one attains from the current popular "trend". It comes and goes with blockbuster movies, hit youtube videos and other various things teenagers worship. This usually results in a weekly trip to Hot Topic to purchase a t-shirt and/or other merchandise with the trend plastered all over it.
Jesse: AJ's goin' hard about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. He just bought the official soundtrack and a t-shirt.

Jeremy: That's just his Hot Topic Boner actin' up. He'll forget about it when Harry Potter 6 comes out.
by SpyderNinja June 25, 2009
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Matthew Bomer

the sexiest man on the entire planet
known for his role as neil caffrey on white collar and his role as bryce larkin in chuck.
i watched white collar last night.
MATTHEW BOMER IS A FUCKING GOD.
by amandagail11 August 11, 2010
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turbo boner

A person that has a such a gnar erection that nothing can make it go away
dude i cant get up...some one will see my turb0 b0ner
by waaaaaaah January 27, 2005
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urinary boner

Perhaps the worst of all boners, this boner occurs when one really has to piss. It normally appears during what was originally an uneventful walk to class, or whilst playing a friendly game of Parcheesi with some bomb-ass broads. Only goes away after relieving oneself...

Control your fluid intake, you idiot. No one wants one of these bad boys to pop up in the middle of nowhere.
"Dude you ready to go now?"

"Can't brah; I've got a raging boner of the urinary variety.

"A urinary boner?!? I understand..."
by Kutcher March 26, 2009
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Lady Boner

A word used when a girl gets turned on by something-(brooke burke)
that guy just gave me a lady boner
by brooke burke10 December 27, 2018
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