beastreality

Noun; When you're at the animal exhibit at the local zoo, and the rhinoceros' are aggravated, taunting each other - and immedietly break out into wild sexual intercourse.

Offset of 'The Hills'...

Lauren Conrad: Can you like, believe this beastreality bullshat?

Stephen Colletti: I know. They like, fight like animals then spontaneously fuck!

Lauren Conrad: Stephen, O-M-G, they are animals.

Stephen Colletti: Do you think its scripted?

by Entrepreneurial YouTuber February 27, 2009

Bloody Beaver

A Bloody Beaver is what you would call a woman who is on her period.

hey Mike, I went to sleep with your mom last night but she was a bloody beaver.

by Jeffry17 March 6, 2010

Beiber Beaver

A term to describe homly girls/teenage girls who rub their hairy un-tamed pussy's to a poster/video of Justin Beiber.

Girl 1(walking funny) Im so sore from last night! Girl 2(over hearing girl 1) Omg! why? Girl 1: I was looking at justin on my wall last night all glossy and cute and I just could not stop touching my beiber beaver. Girl 2: Wow get a life! and a boyfriend..HAha.

by The king of Obscene August 24, 2010

todd beamer high school

A school that’s half rich white kids that try and act hard because they’re parents by them Jordan’s and iPhones and Ghetto bitches who say “fuck school” and eat hot Cheetos in the bathroom

“You go to Todd Beamer? Damn that schools wack as fuck” Todd Beamer High School is a place for annoying and rude teenagers.

by Suck a toe January 7, 2019

leave it to beaver

dont worry about it; it will be okay; chill the fuck out, son, youre screaming.

no one really says it. but if they did, they would probably be like 'Hey, leave it to beaver. its all gravy, baby.'

by EviLCorey December 24, 2003

sea beaver

A female sailor on a boat overseas.

How many sea beavers do we have on this boat?

by Viva La Bob September 15, 2006

hoe-beater

An object used to beat off approaching hoes to those guys who are a "fucking great catch". Some forms of the hoe-beater glow red in the oncoming presence of a hoe. Use caution when approaching a suspected hoe. Hoes are detremental to your health.

Warning: Does not prevent or protect against STD's if said hoe does come into contact with you.

Side note: There has been talk of "Left for Head" game in which you use hoe-beaters and fashion weapons from sex toys and dildos to attack hoes in the upcoming hoe apocalypse.

"I never leave home without my hoe-beater."

"When Snooki approached me, I just pulled out my hoe-beater."

by staciekins86 May 23, 2011