12 definitions by EviLCorey

1
taken from Invader Zim, a suck monkey is any flavored frozen slush drink that can most commonly be bought in convenience stores.

brand names would be Slurpee, Slushy, Icee, ect.
lets search the couch for change and then go get suck monkeys from the gas station!
by EviLCorey October 27, 2004
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hard a and some vicks.

keep it simple. keep it cheap. keep it KRUNK!
dont get the extra strength. my friend tried that once and puked it out his nose. i didnt want to clean it.
by EviLCorey December 24, 2003
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when a male gets a typically female version of the mohawk, i.e. does not shave other hair fully, and mohawk does not extend past the scalp, they are said to have a chicken-hawk.

while the word is becoming a rarity, the look is generally looked down on by fervent punk rockers and kids who pose as such.
went i went to a local punk rock show, i got a mean song dedicated to me because i have a chicken hawk. but since they sucked anyway, i dont care.
by EviLCorey March 17, 2005
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every night from midnight until 2 AM; the designated time for constant and semi-mandatory nudity regardless of sobriety or inebriation.
Take off that towel, its naked time!
by EviLCorey October 20, 2003
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the fact that the word opopanax is, in and of itself, often an opopanax, can bring a twinge of pleasure to many a deipnosophist.
by EviLCorey September 10, 2003
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a frightful mystery
the disappearance of the children in town was an opopanax that promised little good for the sleepy little town
by EviLCorey September 10, 2003
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to be completly unprepared for what someone has to say; to be struck with uncontrollable laughter because of said condition.
Mothafucka you cant say that shit to a nigga while he's eating a scone!
by EviLCorey December 24, 2003
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