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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
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Do a barrel roll

Something everyone in school types in to the google search bar at least once
Trevor: Hey man, type Do a barrel roll into the Google search bar
Steve: Why?..
Trevor: Just do it.
Steve: Oh, that’s why. Haha
by Trev de Dev December 26, 2019
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Rain Barrel

Man you should've seen Betsy last night. She is such a rain barrel.
by generalofnerdia November 3, 2018
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Barrel Locked

To be locked to a proverbial barrel, such as 'bent over a barrel' with no feasible means of escape.
A buddy of mine is barrel locked (bent over a barrel) with a vendor at work. He can't get anything done cause the vendors solution doesn't work, and management won't allow him to replace the vendor.
by -=v00d00=- March 21, 2023
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Ball and barrel

Used refer a gun which is illegally made
He used ball and barrel to get cash from the store
by @Man with a musket September 26, 2023
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Moon Barrel

When someone bends over and gives you a view of there elongated asshole.
Awe... man.... joe just got out of prison and he bent over in front of me and I seen what they did to that man's ass and it had been moon barreled.
by Surfster69 January 11, 2025
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Polishing the barrel

To run your tongue along the penis when giving head.
Max: Hey weren't you with Jessica last night?
Steve: I sure was!
Max: How was that man?
Steve: The girls doesn't have the best personality but when it comes to "Polishing the Barrel".. She is the best!
by Hot-Box August 13, 2010
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