A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.
Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
by HandleBroom July 31, 2016
Get the double barreled twinkymug. To refer to a situation or event where one does not wish to be a part. This is equivalent to the popular phrase "Not my circus, not my monkeys".
"Hey man if I don't pass this test my parents are gonna kill me, can you help me study?"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"
"Sorry man not my barrel of toads"
by ToadNose January 17, 2024
Get the Not my barrel of toadsmug. Similar to the term 'empty suit' used in business circles, it refers to anyone who has a position of seeming importance and looks the part, but is actually ineffectual, incomptent, or stupid. Looks good on the outside but no content or substance.
by Hundo-1 October 22, 2017
Get the empty barrelmug. by sussyamogusballsjkurgay February 1, 2022
Get the american double barrel piledrivermug. Trevor: Hey man, type Do a barrel roll into the Google search bar
Steve: Why?..
Trevor: Just do it.
Steve: Oh, that’s why. Haha
Steve: Why?..
Trevor: Just do it.
Steve: Oh, that’s why. Haha
by Trev de Dev December 26, 2019
Get the Do a barrel rollmug. by I’m not Kiki May 22, 2024
Get the Barrel of monkeys tenmug. Adjective
Definition: a word used to describe a outing room or subject that is over abundant with white people
Definition: a word used to describe a outing room or subject that is over abundant with white people
by Fijiwater101 September 10, 2022
Get the Cracker Barrelmug.