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Bald Spot Creep

A sideways walk with one's back to the wall in order to hide one's bald spot. To do the bald spot creep, one must walk from side to side with their back toucing or facing the wall, in order to hide thier embarassing bald spot.
Joeseph: Why does Mr. Green always walk sideways with his back to the wall?
Alex: He's hiding his bald spot by never turning around. He's embarased of the thing, and soesn't want to show it to his class.
Joeseph: Ah, yes. The old bald spot creep.
by Alex Carrera December 16, 2008
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balls broken

to be sprung; to be in-love; infatuated, whipped.

When a dude loves a girl so much that it hurts, often around the genital area.

Most of the time this comes from the feeling not being mutual, specifically the girl not liking the guy as much as he does her, therefore causing everything she does to hurt his feelings.

The male is usually so in-love that no matter how horrible the girl treats him, he keeps coming back for more.
"Rhianna treats David like shit but he is so balls broken over her, he just can't move on to another girl."
by Brwn Bear July 29, 2009
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Ballinology

The study of being a baller. More commonly used for the true boss. Many people pretend and wish to be a baller but cannot obtain the status. It is characterized by well dressed and mannered men. Prodomintaely being young business owners who stack paper. Masters of ballinology are commonly referred to as ballinologist.
Chuck - Dude I just got my PhD in ballinology!

Chris - How so?

Chuck - Totally just took another city over with authority.

Chris - True ballinologist!

Chuck - Get off me with that chump change Lil Wayne!
by The true ballinologist November 2, 2009
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ball rider

A ball rider, simply put,is the greatest formation of a fart known to mankind. A person must be positioned correctly to experience the peculiar tickle of the fart as it rolls or "rides" up the ball sack creating the sensation of a, "ball rider". For similar adventures seek out the spine rider fluff.
John: "guy did you just fart?"

Bill: "oh yeah. I just had the ball rider of the century."
by Yingus n' Yangus January 22, 2014
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Ballbag Percussion

The noise made giving a girl a hiding where ones balls slaps against their ass.
"I banged Shirley the other day and orchestrated Ballbag Percussion".
by Big Dilney March 27, 2015
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Ball Queef

When a man sits down in such fashion to where the balls drift down the inside of the thighs with subtle friction on the decent, creating an encapsulated and pressured air space that then escapes through the pockets of skin that encompasses it.

This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.
"I just sat down half criss-crossed and heard my balls queef. It felt like a fart, but the air was so thin and cool."

"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."
by Machiavellian Tupé October 24, 2017
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Bala Cynwyd Middle School

A place where brainwashed fuckboys and sluts are raised and taught to obey and contribute to a binary society of which punishes individualism and free thought. Also one of the teachers is a pedo
I fucking hate Bala Cynwyd Middle School
by urmum_isasexuality July 20, 2019
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