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A public school on the main line that has pretty good teachers and high test scores. 90% of the students are rich white jews, 5% are white non-jews, and 5% are minorities. Everyone thinks there sooo cool because they hook up and play sports when the reality is everyone is a bunch of losers with no lives. Everyone thinks they are slutty but most of them just dress that way. Most kids do pot and get high all the time. Some even come into school rele high and get suspended by the dicky administrators. 6th grade teachers coddle, 7th grade teachers are dicks, 8th grade teachers are the meanest ever. Communique is the only program worth doing because VOC and AWW are the gayest things ever created. If you want to waste your year, do VOC or AWW. So Pretty much, everyone sucks, but you learn a lot.
by bcslutttttttttttttttttt June 07, 2011
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This middle school is so fucked up. Its full of rapist teachers who eat pb and j sandwiches in the teachers lounge. The teachers are thunder fucks. The kids are mainly separated into groups. 1. The fuck boys. They hook up with an average of 11 girls a school year, and they thrive at mitzvahs. Snapchat is their main weapon.And they spend all day on urban dictionary. 2. the popular girls. They hangout with the fuckboys and try and pretend to not notice when the fuckboys stare at their white asses. They are mostly all pretty and shop at pacsun and stores at kind of Prussia mall. 3. The wanna be's. They stalk other kids on instagram and take weird pictures with their weird friends and caption It, just went to the science museum, or best day best friends. 4. the intimadating black kids. All the girls go around beating up anyone who has something to say to them. They will show up to ur house and beat your white ass. That is a short definition ofur basic school in a fluent neighborhood. This school also has a group of 8th grade stoners.
Jake : I go to Bala cynwyd middle school

Will: oh. do you juul?
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by urbangod11 December 03, 2018
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A school where the only population is a bunch of rich jocks. The Asians prowl the grounds eating what is left of dead students. The Blacks drink too much Kool Aid. If you go to the girls soccer team then theyll fuk u up all at once. THERE AINT NOT A FUCKIN JEW IN SIGHT.... maybe he was crucified?
Bala Cynwyd Middle School can suk my jawn
by Bitchhater66 April 26, 2011
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