The sexual act of locking yourself in your filthy bedroom to smear shit on your body while jerking off in a depraved, sweaty mess.
Me: I just got done gating in my room, and my mind has never felt clearer; I need to take a shower now.
by IG1879 March 13, 2025
Get the Gatingmug. A sex act involving two females and two males. The males stand apart, facing each other, whilst each female bends over, also facing each other. The females hold hands, as do the males. This creates the shape of an arched suspension bridge, such as the Golden Gate!
Dude, Brad and I brought those two sluts back to the frat house and did a Golden Gate Bridge with them!
by DZSpo August 15, 2017
Get the Golden Gate Bridgemug. A gorgeous woman in her 20's who often has explosive psychotic episodes and an unstable/unpredictable demeanor similar to an American alligator. She has a ravenous appetite for live male meat, and she frequently performs multiple death rolls during sexual intercourse.
There is no way I could handle that chic I met at the bar last night, she was a hell of a fuck, but she is a straight gate.
by Mastergater June 4, 2018
Get the Gatemug. A King Gates is an awkward male that lacks any social skills. A person that is completely impervious to any understanding of social cues. A dreg of society that offers nothing to the world and should instantly be forgotten about.
Ex. Person 1: (Gives a silent, blank stare at person 2 without any reason whatsoever, and doesn't convey any sort of message).
Person 2: Bro! Stop being a King Gates! You're creeping me out!
Ex. Person 1(After invading the personal space of person 2 for many minutes without saying a word), then all the sudden blurts out sometimes that has no relevance to anything e.g. "I used to bang that chick on coke! We did butt chomping and it was wild!!!!!!"
Person 2:Huh? What does that have to do with anything? Go take out the garbage or something. You're being a King Gates!!!
Person 2: Bro! Stop being a King Gates! You're creeping me out!
Ex. Person 1(After invading the personal space of person 2 for many minutes without saying a word), then all the sudden blurts out sometimes that has no relevance to anything e.g. "I used to bang that chick on coke! We did butt chomping and it was wild!!!!!!"
Person 2:Huh? What does that have to do with anything? Go take out the garbage or something. You're being a King Gates!!!
by Bill Butterfield July 27, 2020
Get the King Gatesmug. Satan: 'Hey! Jesus! I found an awesome new MMORPG!'
Jesus: 'What is it?'
Satan: 'Gates of Andaron!'
Jesus: 'LOL total fail. Just a wow killer.'
Satan: 'Fuck.'
Jesus: 'What is it?'
Satan: 'Gates of Andaron!'
Jesus: 'LOL total fail. Just a wow killer.'
Satan: 'Fuck.'
by Thekingofbs September 14, 2009
Get the Gates of Andaronmug. to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011
Get the Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gatemug. The name of a boy who was named after the thing that blocks pigs from escaping their fucking pen. A fence. This boy can come across as charming and adorable, but is really a bitch. This is a boy who only “dates” girls that are not his race (specifically white girls, even though he is not white himself). He is extremely self centered and just plays with girls emotions. Next time you meet a Gates, be prepared to get your feelings played with and begged for nudes. Watch out ladies, he’s a wild one!
Girl: “Omg is that Gates”
Boy: “Yeah. Why?”
Girl: “I don’t know, he just fucking played 5 girls in a day. It’s crazy.”
Boy: “Yeah. Why?”
Girl: “I don’t know, he just fucking played 5 girls in a day. It’s crazy.”
by ScaletoBail May 19, 2020
Get the Gatesmug.