Half Marathon

A sexual position where a female clings upside down to a male's front and sucks his genitalia (or a blowjob ) whilst he runs on the spot. If said female chokes or is sick, this is known as a Paula Radcliffe.

Cat: want to try some sick new sex moves tonight?
Matt: sure, like what?
Cat: the half marathon?
Matt: sounds like fun!

by thegingerfurby December 11, 2011

Half A Blower On

Kind of, very intoxicated. You are aware that you are probably above the legal limit and are annoying everyone around you. Your card playing abilities are somewhat limited, but you still play anyway. You plan a lot of things with people and tell a lot of things to people, but forget about them the next day.

Yesterday was a long day. I had my first few beers around 10am and kept drinking all day. By the end of the night we were at the bar playing cards, but I had a "Half a Blower On" and didn't know what was going on!

by Vanilla Thunder 22 April 19, 2010

Half Retard

A person who spells phenomenal and degrading wrong while giving a definition such as Madd Jester.

I think Fred's a Half Retard, he always smells his finger after he diggs up his bum.

by Glapogos October 18, 2008

half quid

One United States Dollar

Dave was disappointed to find how little he could buy with a half quid.

by D j C March 20, 2007

half-term

adj. Describes someone elected or promoted to a position s/he is not truly qualified to hold and who quits before the full extent of her incompetence can be clearly established. A "half-term" office holder may also resign before the law, countless controversies, ethics investigations, etc. can catch up with her.

Question: "Since when did a half-term governor with little political experience and even less knowledge become an expert on nuclear power and foreign relations?"

Answer: "Since Fox News and the teabaggers proclaimed her their messiah."

by ZikZak April 11, 2010

half-edge

people who weren't able to commit to the entire lifestyle of straight edge. they allow themselves to either smoke OR drink OR have sex outside of committed relationships.

Person A: Why is Emily smoking? I thought she was straight edge!

Person B: dude, didn't you hear? she broke edge three months ago, and now she's just half-edge.

by JadeSkellington July 24, 2008

half a grand

Money lingo that means five hundred dollars.

If you've got $500 to spend, that's a half a grand.

It will cost a half a grand to get my vehicle repaired.

by KJ4evs June 24, 2016