absofuckinglutly

Said almost excitingly. Yes for certain, without a doubt.

Yes, we are absofuckinglutly doing the most!!

by Deeno85 November 15, 2023

Absolutist

Individuals who extremely believe freedoms are absolute. For example, threatening, harassment, slander, and etc. are just all forms of free speech.

James: You can’t just yell bomb on a plane.

Stan: It’s my freedom of speech, and I’m just exercising my 1st Amendment Rights!

James: Dude you’re acting like an absolutist!

by Plebbicus November 27, 2023

absolute heater

A fart that is so foul in smell that it leaves your anus with a hot or burning sensation

Laid down an absolute heater at work the other day, it cleared out the whole cubicle.

by TheREALFartyMcFly February 13, 2024

Absolute unit

When referring to something or someone who is incredibly talented or impressive.

She put on a clinic; what an absolute unit.

by Mr. Hugh March 5, 2024

Absolute value

Something everybody should learn when they're ten seconds old

The absolute value of 29 is 29 because 29 is equal to 29

by What the hell is a pseudonym12 April 1, 2024

Absofuckingnot

The negative form of Absofuckinglutely. Shorthand for Absofuckinglutely not, or otherwise absolutely fucking not, it is used to place extreme emphasis on a negative answer.

"Hey, are you excited for the lab today?"

"Absofuckingnot"

by Pericles Ozymandias April 3, 2024

absolute bananas

a moment when a person goes borderline insane and is overreacting and screaming and all that.

"dude, why is your room so messy?"
"i went absolute bananas when i saw my exam grade yesterday."

by sigmeow April 3, 2024