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The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"
by Jonty September 8, 2004
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Toilet Monster

Toilet monster is a mysterious man who have keys to every home, comes in the middle of the night when everyone sleeps, shits in their toilet, then takes a shower and leaves. The only way to catch him: when he leaves he never wears underwear beneath his clothes!! (If you catch somebody late night, leaving your house after taking a dump and you undress him and he have underwear on him, it is just an ordinary pervert so let him go!)
Man, my water-pipe broke in my flat, luckily my neighbour gave me their keys to watch the house while they are on the vacation. I will be such a toilet monster.

Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.
by chinesemassage.mt December 18, 2018
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The amazing monster

A wonderful girl who lives in philippines. She works hard on her videos on youtube. The most liked episode is i am marry to a yakuza boss (Imtayb)
Krew fan: who is she?

Y/n: Oh shes TAM/Kat the amazing monster.
by Vendiee October 13, 2021
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Butter Monster

but-ter mon-ster
/bootuh monstuhr/

A really blonde person. Typically a very weird blonde person that has tendencies to act out. For example: acting like a furry, squealing, screeching, etc. The Butter Monster also likes butter to the gallons. Practically made out of grease. Many people do not like the Butter Monster, but there are some exceptions.
Oh no! The Butter Monster is going to get ya!”
by evelygeo March 15, 2023
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Heartbeat Monster

Someone who uses a heartbeat Monitor for no reason
This fucking bomb squad issa heartbeat monster.
by The unholy October 19, 2020
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Jiggle monster

A fat man that comes out from under your bed and "jiggles" his jelly rolls around (He typically harasses your private parts). After he finnishes his ceromony, he then runs away and climbes underneath another person's bed for the next person to get spooked.
That jiggle monster gave me a hard on last night. Good thing I got it over with now though.
by Dicklepickle101 June 16, 2017
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Monster Donks

nickname for someone with really big titties
dayummm she got some monster DONKS😈”
by I’m already tracer. February 11, 2021
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