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Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega 

I do and will! Add her to the harem!
Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."
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Janna is the best friend you could ever have, she's very goofy and funny, she's caring and selfless. She's sweet and sour and cares for her friends, Janna is a really nice person once you meet her. She has a bright personality. She hides her emotions because no one understands her. She'll do whatever you want and even make you breakfast if you didn't ask. if that your friends name.. keep her. She hates being mean but only does it to stand up for herself or friends, shes popular but not to much. She has insecurities but tries to hide it and acts like she doesn't care.
She is such a Janna
Janna by Hello der ;) December 8, 2020

Pulling a Jenni 

To defecate on the floor.

Origin: unknown. But definitely not about the Jenni you are thinking of.
I walked into the Tim Hortons and there she was... Pulling a Jenni right there in front of everyone!
Pulling a Jenni by sdasdasf June 1, 2023
A girl with unimaginable cuteness. Beautiful, talented, and a sexual goddess. She is blind to her own beauty. She makes the most adorable faces when she's upset. Sometimes people say things just to see her cute reactions. She sleeps like an angel, and looks amazing in the mornings. She makes men fall crazy in love with her, and even some of the ladies, but she's always completely oblivious to everything and everyone. A bit forgetful, and tends to take FOREVER to get ready. But she's worth it, because in every other way she's just perfection.
"Bro, if you could have any girl, who would it be?"

"You already know, Jinna."

"Oh man bro, but she's been your best friend for 2 years!"

"Yeah, she's totally oblivious towards me."

"Friend-zoned, real bad. It's probably best to move on honestly.."

"Yeah, but I love her. She's the girl of my dreams."
Jinna by Whatsthepoint February 7, 2013

Janna Nick 

Someone who is supposed to be called "Janna GEMUK Nick" because she is so gemuk (which means fat).
Daniel: Zul, kau suka Janna Nick ke tak? (Zul, do you like Janna Nick?)
Zul: Janna GEMUK Nick ke? Hek eleh, mana ada! (You mean Janna GEMUK Nick? Nope!)
Janna Nick by Nabella October 9, 2023

Jenny Filler 

A gorgeous, free-spirited bohemian girl from the Midwest. Nice lips and tits. Weird but sexy with a heart of gold.
I met Jenny Filler at a music festival last summer and haven't been the same since.
Jenny Filler by Bslikew February 3, 2014
Jeanna's are usually fun & beautiful girls with great mindsets and large expectations. School and sports is a top priority. When it comes to love, they're the type to fall quickly & remain falling for a while. If you know a jeanna , you'd know that she doesn't have interest for guys who girl hop. She would usually be interested in someone who's loyal, nice & has the same school and sport mindset that she does. Jeanna's are loyal whether it's with someone they like or with family & friends. They are the type to wanna do something fun every minute of the day or go out but have really strict parents. If you have a Jeanna keep her, they really are a blessing & will catch you if you fall. Never sleep on her.
jeanna by WusspoppinG December 24, 2016