Bumble Tard 

Someone who can't say a complete sentence without sounding like an absolute fool.

"Hey Bumble tard, help yourself to some books, you sound like an idiot.

Bumble Tard by Zinkster October 10, 2005

f-tard 

Significantly delayed, possessing extremely subnormal intelligence, mental development, or common sense. Whereas retarded indicates a physical or medical cause for the cognitive delays, an f'tard is someone who lacks mental facilities or intelligence without any discernible medical reason.

Don't be such an f-tard, quit trying to drink gasoline!

f-tard by Squirrleynuts March 26, 2010

fuck tard 

A person considered to be foolish or socially inept while also being irritatingly offensive.

Give me back my banana you goddam fucktard!

fuck tard by Jeffrey April 11, 2003

Semi-tard 

Definition: somebody who does something retarded, but is not retarded

e.g.
"Tim just bit his own tongue and now its bleeding"
"What a semi-tard"

Semi-tard by Brecknock February 2, 2010

Titty Tard 

the morons that make retardedly ignorant, nonexistant terms about boobs

"all you rejects who posted titty words are titty tards"

Titty Tard by fagspissmeoff March 29, 2010

f'tard

Significantly delayed, possessing extremely subnormal intelligence, mental development, or common sense. Whereas retarded indicates a physical or medical cause for the cognitive delays, an f'tard is someone who lacks mental facilities or intelligence without any discernible medical reason.

That f'tard just drove away from the gas station with the gas pump still stuck in his car!

f'tard by Squirrleynuts March 26, 2010

Dee-tard

Dee-tard also know as Deekwador Dee-scrace

a total retard with with horse like features.
tends to create disaster and disfunction with their mere presence.
Has an obsession with mirrors and specialises in knife throwing..
also pretends to use mobile phone when in uncomfortable circumstances..

"..AAAAHH I just got stabbed! in the back!!"..."fuck i got nailed by the Deetard!!"

"..did you hear about the bomb that went off at the gym today?!"...."apparently some Deekwad walked through the front doors with a dee-scraceful horse head and totally deetarded the place!"...
What a fucking Dee-tard!

also appears to be tough as nails but actually quivers inside at the thought of crossing the BerryGood path of KellyTown...

Dee-tard by Miss FingPissed February 9, 2010