A jack man

When your penis spontaneously pops out of your pants

I was in school and i had a jack man

by TensityShift December 22, 2020

Preemie jack

Shortened version of premature ejaculation.

Dibbs: damn that sammich looks so good i just had a minor nut
Min: i think those are called preemie jacks

by SandNig01 January 7, 2021

size jack

A person (male or female) who prefers average-sized penises.

Who did she want to sleep with?
Probably William. She’s such a size jack and he’s pretty average.

by MayContray January 9, 2021

size jack

A person (male or female) who prefers average-sized penises.

Who do you think she slept with last weekend?
Probably William. She’s a size jack and he’s pretty average down there.

by MayContray January 9, 2021

Goddamn Jackass

Someone who thinks is fucking raw. They act like they're the hardest thug but they're a bitch. They think they're in a gang with the other jackasses. They do drugs to think they're fly but they can't handle it. They're pussies are so little that they can't drive and someone should take the keys away from them. Anyone can play them with a simple text and make them look like dorks on camera lol. They have no swag because they're modern day asswipes. The best way for them to get a restart with their lives would be to join the military. They don't sell drugs and they're all broke fuckups. The people that sell drugs to them are the ones hustling and laughing at them. There's so many police around them that it's embarrasing. They cry at night and love eating dirt yeah.

Guy 1- "Foo that guy is a straight mark. He/she has all the police on him/her."

Guy 2- "He's/She's a goddamn jackass no bullshit. Bitch is gonna get curbstomped."

by umbreonxxx February 14, 2021

cracka jacka

A gangster white male who most likely beats his wife and kids

Jesus: look Phil here comes a cracka jacka!

by JorgeHat March 9, 2021

jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021